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Arthit: Hi moan sweetie
Kong: WHATTT
Kong: I MEAN I WONT MIND.
Kong: CIAO AT NITE
Arthit: stfu thts a typo!! i was saying MOON.
Kong: O and A pretty far P!
Arthit: FINE. U WIN. SEE YA AT NIGHT.
#incorrectkongart
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*kongpob learns how to drive*
arthit: so this is the clutch
kongpob: crotch? ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
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Knot: Explain again?
Arthit: I said "I love you"
Kong: And I said "I love you more"
Arthit: Then I said "That's not true!"
Kong: So we need a referee
Arthit: Which one of us loves the other more?
Knot: I can't believe I left lunch early for this
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[after a fight]
Kongpob: ...so that's why. I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
Arthit: I really wish you would open up for me without me asking.
Kongpob: I understand.
Kongpob: [begins unbuttoning pants]
Arthit: ...Kong?
#incorrectSOTUS #incorrectKongArt
Br!ght: I wrote a romantic poem. Do you think she'll like it?
Tutah, reading the poem: Hella cute,
Tutah: Hella fine,
Tutah: be my hella Valentine.
Knot: It's beautiful. How are you still single?
#incorrectSOTUS
Kongpob: What would you say if I came back one day with six kittens?
Arthit:
Arthit: What's in the box?
Kongpob:
Arthit: Kong, what's in the box?
Box: [meows]
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Oak: I didn't come here to be insulted!
Maprang: Oh? Where do you you usually go instead?
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Kongpob: Did it hurt?
Arthit, sighing: When I fell from heav—
Kongpob: When you fell from the vending machine.
Arthit:
Kongpob:
Arthit:
Kongpob: ‘cause you’re a snack.
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Policeman: What are your names?
Oak: Don’t tell him, M.
Policeman: [writing down] M.
Oak: Oh shit.
M: Good job, Oak.
Policeman:
M: Shit.
#incorrectsotus
arthit: pick up some potatoes on your way home
kongpob: *comes home with 2 small potatoes*
arthit: ????? you bought 2 small potatoes????
kongpob: yes, 1 for me and 1 for you
arthit:
#incorrectkongart #incorrectsotus
Kong: will you go out with me?
Art: sure. I have to go to the bookstore too. So, where do you want to go?
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prem: so are we fighting or flirting right now
wad: my hand is literally around your throat
prem: that doesn't answer my question
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Maprang: [drunk] Why....why girls?
Prae: [also drunk] Life hard...titty soft
Maprang: Omg truuuuuu
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Arthit: [loses video game round]
Arthit: UGH I’m a piece of trash.
Kongpob: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. How's 7?
#incorrectSOTUS #incorrectkongart
M: I dare you to kiss whoever comes into the room first.
Kongpob: That’s so stupid I’m not going to—
[A wild Arthit appears!]
Kongpob: Rules are rules. I must adhere.
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Arthit: Uh...Kong?
Kong: Yes?
Arthit: There's something I need to get off my chest.
Kong: Please say it's your shirt
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Teacher: Your son was heard saying a swear word in class the other day.
Arthit: Don't worry, I'll talk to him about it.
Arthit: [to son] What the fuck, dude?
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Prae: I’ve never had a best friend before.
May: That’s alright, I’ll be your best friend!
Prae:
Prae: I’ve never had a girlfriend either.
#incorrectSOTUS #incorrectmaypailin
Arthit: Can I be frank with you guys?
Bright: Sure, but I don’t know how changing your name will help the situation
Tutah: Shhh, let Frank speak
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M: TEW
M: I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE KIDS AT THE SUPERMARKET
M: How long do you think I have to live before May kills me???
Tew: 10
M: 10? 10 what?
Tew: 9
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