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๐๐ฎ๐ช โIn Ireland, brooding is a term we use for hens. A brooding hen is supposed to lay eggs. Every time somebody says โHeโs dark and broodingโ I think: โHeโs about to lay an egg.โโ - Gabriel Byrne
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๐ Hard to fault that kind of reasoning
A reminder that Irish humour often cuts through seriousness with something practical, and slightly absurd ๐ฎ๐ชโ๏ธ๐๐
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Brought some gifted flowers and plants to my mums new home.
Quick as a flash;
โwho gave you them or did you nick themโ
My mum!!๐ฉ #Flowers #Plants #IrishWit #funny #IrishMothers #FavouriteSon
A fantastic review by Lisa Murray for my first novel Baxter's Boys. Thanks a million โ๏ธ
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Great to see my second novel on it's travels to Thailand, although I wouldn't mind being on holidays too! A fantastic holiday read so I'm told ๐
Available in selected shops as well as online โ๏ธ
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This made me chuckle but itโs also something that does actually happen..๐
Basically you can have a pint but not be legally charged until the pub officially opens.!!
I love Ireland ๐โ๏ธ
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A fantastic 5 star review for my latest novel. Authors never take them for granted but we're always delighted to receive them.
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This latest 5 star review for my second novel, When Your Number's Up has just made my day. If you like dark comedy and sharp Irish wit then look no further. It's been described as Misery meets Waking Ned set in a Dublin newsagents ๐
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๐Takes Alot to make me #Laugh๐ nowadays
But you cant beat the #IrishWit
Thank you @Caoimhinn55 U Keep Me Sane
When I Try 2 Fight Back The #Evil๐นThat Surrounds Us๐คจ
We Will Put Up A Good #Fight๐๐ปIn 2024 With #Passion In Our ๐ฎ๐ช#Irishโ๏ธ#Heartsโฅ๏ธNo Matter what the Outcome๐
Love to see things like this on the train. People with a sense of humour or perhaps just
Keeping Up Appearnces... ๐
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Another fantastic 5 star review for my new novel, this time on Goodreads. It's a fantastic thing for an author when a reader takes the time to post a review especially one as wonderful as this โ๏ธ
https://t.co/p2gK67v6U1
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hat tip to @OxfordDiplomat for flagging this up. perfect thread for a slow friday. Irish people getting slagged for being fashionable or not.
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here's my favourite.
@janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes โfuck me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80โsโ
Nothing like a good book with a nice cup of tea ๐โ๏ธ
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.... Relaxing in Co Clare and the tea's going cold. Another great book so far with some gem of one-liners ๐
@P_OsborneAuthor #Whenyournumbersup #baxtersboys #irishwriter
Really appreciate the support from the Killarney branch of @easons who are stocking my second novel, When Your Number's Up! (Misery meets Waking Ned).
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#Narrm/ #Melbourne, if you can, take a break, go see @FoilArmsAndHog at Athaneum. They are absolutely brilliant. You can also talk to them in the universal language of 'gibberish'. They understand it. Hilarious, ingenious, and fun. #melbourneinternationalcomedyfestival #irishwit
Biden: Itโs the first time a president attended this dinner in six years. Itโs understandable. We had a horrible plague followed by two years of Covid
I bloody love my people.
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Russian embassyโs street in Dublin may be renamed 'Independent Ukraine Road' https://t.co/J72Qvis2IW
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