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If you’re wondering how I’m doing after living alone / in iso for 1+ years... I realized I’ve been greeting my tiny office beetle every day this week #isolationbrain #StayHomeStaySafe #smolfriend
Stomping around the house trying to find my “other” sock. Finally come to the conclusion I’ve flushed it down the toilet. Only to find my other sock is actually OVER it’s mate, on my foot. #isolationbrain
@viscerealist Wait . . . today is only Tuesday?!?! All morning long I've been thinking it's already Wednesday. #Isolationbrain #whatstimeanyway
Oh no! I thought tomorrow was Wednesday. You are right. Senate comes back Wednesday at 4pm. #isolationbrain #cdnpoli
@HannahThibedeau you just said the Senate was coming back tomorrow at 4 p.m., but it’s actually Wednesday at 4 :)
@ChristophLucian @mob__mentality @lynnlangit including shoutouts to @nicolefv & accelerate team, @emilybache , @mfeathers, @JimmyNilsson , @ntcoding , @amandaksilver and others but now I can't recall. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mispronounced and forgot a few names too. #Isolationbrain
Gotta love #isolationbrain, wide awake from 4am, listening to the birds cheep and the rain pour. Should be tranquil enough to fall back asleep, nope. My brain be like...
#sleepdeprived #lackofsleep #tired #fuckyoubrain
Being isolated from society caused me to change my hair colour a lot...what quirky antics did everyone else get up to? #quirkyantics #isolationbrain
This morning I started my coffee machine only to realize that there no water in it #IsolationBrain
How come the plural of goose is geese, but the plural of moose is ... moose?
These are the thoughts I have now. #IsolationBrain
Just described someone as "the Dean of Clown College" so that's how my #IsolationBrain is handling #QuarantineLife today, y'all.
Also, yes, I am hilarious.
@RobynBresnahan @OttawaMorning Re:Galloping Gourmet In my haste to send the tweet about my mother's love of The Galloping Gourmet, I forgot to add the photos. #isolationbrain
SO close to sneaking into my tower, setting up the simulator and #bellringing on my own.
Who would know??
#isolationbrain #bellfever
uh, is anyone else having more frequent and weirder dreams since self-isolating? i’ve been having long, vivid dreams every night.
sometimes they’re just about going to the mall. or going to a concert. then there’s the totally strange ones. #isolationbrain
I actually just spent 5 minutes trying to remember if I’d had a shower today...
I had.
Not til about 3pm, but I definitely had one.
#isolationbrain
Made myself laugh with this #trainspotting #ivegot7dogs2catsandagorillainmybackgarden #trinderella #onewalkaday #isolationbrain #isolation
@anna1705 @cjsmith30 @Isabel__Eaton @wackyracer71 @stillill72 My brain isn't working! I'm struggling with half of them. Some jump out but others have me beat #isolationbrain
Was scrolling twitter for a solid two minutes before I realized I was actually just scrolling through @hurrrdurrr’s feed. #isolationbrain plus #mommybrain.
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