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#inspecteveryhole #toddlerinspector #curiosity #learningaboutourworld #toddlerlearning #toddlersofinstagram #toddlerhood #itsfinallynaptime https://t.co/xdisxBznyK
"dis not a baboon. Dis monkey." -toddler
"I'm calling it a baboon. You can't stop me." -me
"I not stop you." -him
"nope." -me
#thingsmynksays #itsfinallynaptime
After a year and a half with this family, MB shows me there's an extension cord under the couch, so I don't have to sit next to the wall to charge my phone during nap. A YEAR AND A HALF SHE'S HELD THIS SECRET. #itsfinallynaptime
Today's #toddlerlifelesson for my 2yo: even though apologies were given, he still has to play somewhere that the puppy is not. Because no one appreciates eye-poking and head butts. #itsfinallynaptime
Sometimes your kid completely loses it because you won't share your food. And so #itsfinallynaptime
Heading home to Napa, CA for the weekend. Naturally I left my backup nanny pages of notes, for the world's easiest child. #itsfinallynaptime
Where on my resume can I add "professional woodpecker scarer"? Because #itsfinallynaptime and this jerk is pecking my kid's wall!
I have a toddler that seems to not be able to handle silence. So she fills it with constant semi-understandable chatter. #itsfinallynaptime
Hour 2.5 of this nap... One ear infection toddler, one teething toddler, and one grateful nanny! #itsfinallynaptime
"go off and poop so you can go down for nap. You're cranky." Something I never thought I'd say. #itsfinallynaptime
Trying to keep these kids from sharing cups and germs today is a fuller time job than simply keeping them alive. #itsfinallynaptime
Play group all morning. Lunch. Nap. And 13mo wakes after 75 minutes. How about no, little dude. #itsfinallynaptime
Where did my motivation go? #Itsfinallynaptime
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