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Ran to the post office to buy stamps from the kiosk machine (since lines are always crazy at mine.)
The damn machine couldn’t print the small stamps, so I had to wait while it printed 30 INDIVIDUAL STAMPS!!🙈
Wish I’d have known the issue before it charged me…🙄
#jessluck
Hilarious #jessluck to kick off 2025…
On my second dog walk, I suddenly felt cooler on my left foot…
Turns out, I blew out my sneaker. 😂
Fully separated. I looked funny limping it back to the pits 🤪
Nothing like starting my day having to hurriedly get ready for a work event with leadership… and my closet apparently deciding that it just can’t go on anymore.
How’s my week going?
This is an accurate depiction.🙄
#jessluck.
The epitome of #JessLuck is the fact that I spent all weekend putting down five YARDS of topsoil to then seed and straw… only to now have flash flood warnings today from this storm that is blowing my way.
I swear… 🙄☹️🙈
I legit just unintentionally held hands with a bat a second ago!!!! OMG!! SO gross!
Rolled out the trash cans and decided to check the mailbox in the dark… and as I grabbed the handle, something that felt like a claw immediately flew away!🙈
More #JessLuck nature encounters…
In case you’ve missed it, here’s the latest installment of “what animal died in Jess’ backyard now?”
Get your bingo cards out…
I believe it’s a vertebrae, but no clue of WHAT. 😳🙈
Never a dull moment in this yard. 

#jessluck
Should I be concerned that a steak knife is missing and that I’m the only human in this house???
👀
Why was my first thought… “are those damn mice plotting revenge now??”
#jessluck
Absolutely love coming home from a week away to the fact that mice have had a shitshow 💩 (literally) party in my pantry while I was gone… 🙄
Anyone have a cat I can borrow?
Good grief this house never gives me a chance to catch up with wildlife issues.
#jessluck
Um… bird explosion or abduction appears to have happened on my driveway. 🤪🙈 (those white spots are feathers)
If it’s wildlife, it’s most likely going to meet its demise in this yard statistically speaking. 🙄🙈🤢
#jessluck #MotherNatureHatesMe
So is anyone else almost 10 MONTHS into waiting for their Global Entry & TSA PreCheck renewal to be REVIEWED????
I mean, they took my money immediately, but I’m at almost a year of waiting now and losing time off the 5-year benefit… awesome sauce.🙄
Assuming this is #jessluck
The last 24 hrs have had several insane #jessluck stories including…
a waitress spilling coffee all over my peacoat & purse…
And an Uber Eats driver delivering food I was trying to surprise friends with in OH to a very wrong house even though I had the right address…
🤪🙈
I mean… what could *possibly* go wrong??? 🙄🤪🙈🙈
Really hoping no #JessLuck pops up with this project…
How’s my week been?
I wasn’t paying attention and forgot to put my coffee pod into the machine… I drank an entire cup of creamer and hot water… yeah 🙄
#jessluck
#Jessluck in full effect this AM. What are the odds that there was a dead yellow jacket in one of my boots I wear to let out the dogs, & when I squatted down to wipe their feet, I got stung on the top of my foot as I unknowingly smashed its stinger into me…
Happy Wednesday!🤪
So to make matters even worse, not only was the sidewall cut in this tire, but the shock absorber was busted too. I literally had it in for normal service last week… an expensive start to the short week. 🙄
#jessluck
Damn my luck with tires so far in 2023… went out to hop in the ride because I wanted to go for a run and this tire is so low.
Assuming this may be a cut… sigh… I see another several hours stuck in the shop coming up in my future. 🙄🙈
#jessluck
Damn my luck with tires so far in 2023… went out to hop in the ride because I wanted to go for a run and this tire is so low.
Assuming this may be a cut… sigh… I see another several hours stuck in the shop coming up in my future. 🙄🙈
#jessluck
For those who enjoy my #jessluck misadventures… here’s one that just happened.
Had to make an Amazon return to a Whole Foods drop off. It’s an unmanned kiosk and guy ahead of me has 6 things he’s returning. His last item, he put in the bin & it broke the machine’s door.🙄🙈
It’s not a good sign when a lawnmower has a cloud of white smoke erupt out of it and appears to pop the cap of the oil cover right??
Asking for a friend…
A friend who had to go to her old mower in order to finish mowing this Serengeti that grew like wild last week!
#jessluck
Another #jessluck incident struck trying to leave AVL.🙄
Pro Tip: if your ride only has a key fob and no key, you better have some spare fob batteries with you always.
Nothing like the fob dying while you’re trying to load up and having to remember how to “break in”.
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