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Happy Monday yall, joke for ya! I had a dream I swam in an ocean of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta Sea! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Who wants to hear my biscuit joke?
It's a cracker. #JokeMonday
My inflatable house got a puncture yesterday.
Now I'm living in a flat. #JokeMonday
Iโve just had someone at the door for over an hour telling me the benefits of brown bread...It was a Hovis Witness. #JokeMonday
My mate rang me and said "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45".
I made it there in 33, which was Record Time. #JokeMonday
I answered an unknown phone number on my mobile today. All I heard was sneezing, wheezing and coughing... stupid cold callers. #JokeMonday
We have a new band called
"The Fishermen"
looking for a new bass player. #JokeMonday
This morning I saw this fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him.
I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
#JokeMonday
Jon: I've just seen a wolf.
Dave: Where?
Jon:, No, the regular kind.
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Montags als Entwickler ist wie eine endlose Schleife: Ein Problem gelรถst, drei neue Probleme entdeckt. Aber hey, es ist nur der Anfang der Woche!
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Sorry for the delay #Rareites
#JokeMonday is better late than never!!
What do you call a T-Rex who sells guns?
A small arms dealer.
#UpTheRare
Question: What is a boxerโs favorite part of a joke? ๐ฅ๐ฅ โ
Answer: The punch line!๐คฉ Happy Monday!๐
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I just heard about a new restaurant called Karma. Thereโs no menu you get what you deserve. #jokemonday
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