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"It sat heavy on me, though I understood. Unlike money, birdseed does actually grow on trees."
Goddess of the Window Sill, by @KShaffar https://t.co/NFH29LMmNY
#birding #birdseed #Writingcommunity #amwriting #katechronicles #substack
“Trust me,” I whined. “It’ll be fine. If it doesn’t work, I’ll never try it again.” It was a lie we both recognized. This wasn’t our first rodeo. #KateChronicles #partyon #writingcommunity #substack #memoir https://t.co/RuCyoJ9BY2
“The earthy smell wafting through the kitchen, came from my parents’ percolator and let me know it was time to start moving…” #writingcommunity #amwriting #coffee #katechronicles https://t.co/TUFEW6yk8E
“This Brooklyn girl can parallel park in less than half a space, on an angle with just enough room past the pole if the ticket gods are feeling generous.” #KateChronicles #substackfeature #writingcommunity #driving #roadtrip https://t.co/rQBO46iMGJ
It was a good day for The Kate Chronicles...
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“I prefer to eat my native tongue, which no one makes anymore, but I spent a childhood biting into it with mustard on rye bread…” #writingcommunity #amwriting #KateChronicles #marriage https://t.co/RsoMhKoEDn
“Move traumatized components in any direction on the board of bullshit until they merge. “ #KateChronicles #writingcommunity #amwriting https://t.co/DeQfRyyo7N
"We are caught in a human water cycle. Evaporation to condensation to participation. Or something like that."
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A Funny Thing, by @KShaffar https://t.co/H2oAibUkDj
“This move from situational to experiential friendship proves both more complicated and infinitely more simple.” #amwriting #WritingCommunity #katechronicles https://t.co/LEuMZuKlCi
“In this wonky world where truth is not a given, I’m demanding evidence in order to keep myself miserable.” #amwriting #amreading #katechronicles #writingcommunity https://t.co/yZC9rrw2sZ
@SamNull pointed out the truly bizarre fact that I re-met said former flame from 5 years ago just 3 days after I tweeted this about him in the #katechronicles
12. ...in Marin. Unusual level of consideration in this part of the world...will report back. #katechronicles
11. D(2) asset management guy. Once again, totally hit it off by text and phone. Met for lunch and he spent an hour trying to impress me with stories about himself. The stories did not impress me - he was both insecure and obnoxious. And not even cute. Next. #katechronicles
10. D. The advertising guy from Alabama. Totally hit it off by text and phone. Very sweet and charming. Met him and he reminded me of Chris Farley. Not in a good way. #katechronicles
9. J the blind academic. Very impressive - a professor who studied at Oxford and has authored 5 books. Blind. No chemistry and we both knew it. #katechronicles
8. S. Patent lawyer. Bragged about his power tools and ongoing remodeling projects - clearly a man after my own heart. Turns out he wasn’t even the one remodeling anything. Next. #katechronicles
7. ... Figured out why he had closed mouth smiles in his pictures when I saw he was missing his front teeth. Shoot me. #katechronicles
5. ... $70m jury verdict and but Groundhog Day. B-bye. Really wish it had worked out differently, but, I mean, seriously. That was in October ‘17. #katechronicles
4. ...I should just bring them to her first to check them out. She almost spit out the water she was drinking but was able to choke back her laughter. She congratulated me for maintaining my sense of humor.
#katechronicles
3. A. Again, online. Enormous former college football player at a great college football school. Ah...those were good times...but I knew he wanted to get married again and I wanted none of that. Truly nice guy. Once sent me three dozen roses. Who does that? #katechronicles
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