Top Tweets for #KidDictionary
Sometime as a parent you feel like a ninja turtle trying to leave your child room. #kiddictionary
When even you as a parent don't understand what your child is saying - its okay, they are yupping;) #kiddictionary
Shout out to all the mompreneurs rocking it in the workplace #kiddictionary
FLUICIDE n.:
Act of caring for a sick kid, knowing you'll likely catch it too.
#kiddictionary #parenting #parentinghacks
STAYHOMOPHOBIA n.:
#Mother's fear of her #kids being out of school all #summer.
#vacation #parenting #kiddictionary
NIGHTCAPPETITE n.:
The "sudden hunger" portion of a kid's bedtime procrastination ritual.
@themamamaven #kiddictionary
WISHJACK v.:
When one kid blows out the candles on another kid's #birthday cake.
#kiddictionary #momlife
ROBITUSSLE
(ROW-buh-tuss-uhl) v.
The long, drawn-out battle to get a child to take medicine.
#KidDictionary #Parents
FLUICIDE n.:
The act of caring for a sick child, knowing that you will likely catch it, too.
@CptFussybuckets
#kiddictionary
John Stamos would rather play ping pong than #KidDictionary on #FallonTonight: https://t.co/fEQZbDcnVl
If you have ever wondered what the definition of wedding was? Let Tate help you out. #KidDictionary
https://t.co/sIRsFVWbXt
FUNNILINGUS n:
The joy experienced by #parents when they read funny #kiddictionary words = https://t.co/MIfdYcJtRe. What?
HOARDGAME n:
Long-neglected plaything a kid suddenly loves when mom says she’s getting rid of it. #kiddictionary https://t.co/W4QlARAjSF
POODINI n.:
A baby who has learned how to escape from her crib.
https://t.co/CzWngzhqeC #KidDictionary #Parents
So, @jimmyfallon, Heard about YOUR #KidDictionary. THIS is the Kid Dictionary: https://t.co/CzWngzhqeC - I challenge you to a Dic off!
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