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Calling blocc and it’s 2024 #kidshit
👧 really knows how to PISS all over me when I'm fucking down!😅
• Bedazzled a 🖼️
• Burped the ABC's 🥴
• Work kicked thy ass
• 🥺
THEN...
• Asked for 3 mins to breathe, 😭 or twerk. (♒️)
• 🥡 lady said 3 forks?🙄
• 😂
#TuesdayFeeling #kidshit
Oh ffs.. 🤦♀️
My 👧 has a stink bug in her little bug catcher thingy. Now she's asking me to put a rhinestone on that MFs back!!🤣
I mean.. it's basically our state bug, we might as well make 'em snazzy! 🤪
#sundayvibes #stinkbug #statebug #kidshit
So I'm on 📞 with PayPal as she gets in from school...
My 👧: You turn into a hole.
Me: Uh.. the hulk? 🤨 what? I was nice.
👧: No (🙄) like a butthole, just steady spittin.
Whyyyyyy!!!? 😩
& where does she get this💩!?
#thursdayvibes #kidshit
So far my favorite part of the day is my kid telling her teacher I don't work or wear socks.
🙄😑
#tuesdayvibe #kidshit #butwhy
Bruhhhhh WTF!? 😩
1) my kid named her asshole Wayne
2) she says it's Waynes World (how TF!!?) 🤯
3) any fart is now referred to as a Lil Wayne (🤦♀️)
4) this comes from a Kiff song
5) HOW & WHAT the fuck 🙃
#weirdshit #kidshit #MondayMood
Kid wants to know if you could fart & it smell like anything in the world what would you pick?🤦♀️
🙃🙃🙃
#questiontime #whyamIhere #kidshit
No one:
Kid: Mom when I laugh it really pressures my fart & I get real scared for it. My butt needs a friend.
Me: cackling like a MF
Her: mad as a MF
🤣 🤣 🤣
#kidshit #mygirl #likemebutcrazier #shes7
An I got the big headphones hooked up😅🤷🏾♂️ #KidShit
The vibe: The intro to Toy Story.
My child: Is everyone's butthole bigger than their mouth hole?
Me: 😩
#kidshit #whatthehell #butwhy
Im a child but you still live with ya parents 🙂 ask my momma how she got retired at 40 🤷♂️ 🫡 #Kidshit
I think my favorite part of today was when my kid asked if think the Easter 🐰 got his highlighters for the kids at @DollarGeneral 🤦♀️
If that wasn't enough she also noticed they're on sale... 🙄
#FridayNight #kidshit #EasterBunny #momfail
Opened a box to unpack it. My toddler packed COOKED CHICKEN NUGGETS.
I’m done for the night.
#toddlers #kidshit #parenting
@JoeSposto @PodVanEd @DMGSilverthorne I think Ed is like 30? But it makes me feel ancient cause Pokémon and all this shit came after I grew out of #KidShit. I was an ECW fiend 25 years ago, and I'm only 37. But once you saw Johnny Polo run that fucking razor coast to coast how could you ever care about Pokémon?
@lexhec22 Fuck This Fives
Sucks Ass sixes
Sumbitch Sevens
Regreights
#KidShit
@TavonMyers161 @x_Beast17_x @NXT4LIFE1994 @TheDEEsciple @BonafideHeat @TheElitistonYT2 @AlexaDaGOAT @NKingNitro @CR21wwe @MattMoody_M You nailed WWE’s demo #KidShit
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