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holy shit i have like 5 more days until school starts up again 😨😨
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slept through my bus stop ended up in waterford #KILLMENOWPLEASE
Currently on my period and fucking dying but I've finally locked tf in with my art for the first time in months, so I'll keep feeding you guys through the excruciating pain
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Binged like 3000 cals yesterday I feel so disgusting. Gonna starve all day today to make up for it.
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Je n'attendais plus rien de Ségolène Royal mais, là, elle dépasse de loin mes absences d'espérances.
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"C'est Netanyahou qui crée* l'antisémitisme"
S. Royal reprise par @CerveauxNon
Si on suit la logique abjecte ça serait
Ben Salmane qui créerait l'islamophobie et Xi Jiping le racisme anti-asiatiques ?
*"qui crée" hein, non pas "qui alimente" , "qui donne des prétextes à,...".
@motomatters We could easily do it between Japan and Australia, I’ve got nothing on that weekend as my family and kids will have forgotten who I am anyway. #killmenowplease
You know you're getting old when you wake up with a cramp in your elbow..
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You know your manic when you find urself attractive. #killmenowplease
Creo que aparte de los pacientes que salieron clavados no hay persona que odie más a la difunta Coomeva que los seres que trabajan en consulta externa.
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@AndrewKozakTV 😫😫😫😫😫😫 I'm in RI Our 8-12 just changed to 15-20 with a few areas possible seeing even more than 20 There will also be very strong winds Ugh!!!! #KillMeNowPlease
I hate the @packers . I hate you @AaronRodgers12. I hate gambling. I hate my life. Hope this makes you feel better if you are having a bad day. @BSSAdvisors @BarstoolBigCat @notthefakeSVP #BadBeat #KillMeNowPlease
Cólicos y COVID al mismo tiempo #KillMeNowPlease
Not even playing anymore. I’m just so done with everything. #killmenowplease
So my Pakistani students asked me today if we have a food crisis in SL.🤦🏽♀️ And then I heard that milk powder has gone up by Rs 200? What a time to be alive. #not #killmenowplease
me voy a miami con mi novio y con unos de mis mejores amigos yyyy mi muela se va al coño, tengo que pasar casi dopada para que no me super duela. vuelvo a quito y me operan yyy con lo marica que soy, voy llorando 5 horas del dolor.
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Hoy no llovió, hizo “cule pepa ‘e sol” es decir: El día perfecto para lavar ropa y en cartagena no hay agua #killmenowplease #sufrimientosdetreintañeroindependiente
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