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#LawsIWouldWrite if life begins at conception then so does child support
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Any law that affects the lives of congress I.e. pay hikes, pensions, immunity, stock trading etc must be voted on by the people‼️
#LawsIWouldWrite No one in govt who has been convicted of a felony, under indictment or can’t get security clearance‼️ That should eliminate at least 3/4 of the MF in govt now, and term limits will help with the rest🤷♀️‼️
#LawsIWouldWrite. I would make sure that we would have more federal holidays. For instance, the first day of summer and Yule. Heck, take Yule and bring it all the way through Christmas and New Years. We should be off for Presidents Day and Juneteenth.
Mandatory drug testing for all members of Congress and the Executive branch as well.
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It is necessary to report any sightings of odd characters in strange garb. #LawsIWouldWrite

The new pausing word, 'like', to receive official recognition as the equivalent of a comma. #LawsIWouldWrite
#LawsIWouldWrite Release the Pterodactyls!
Stringent personality tests will be applied to politicians to ensure that no more megalomaniacs gain power. #LawsIWouldWrite
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Sending unsolicited dick picks is 3 month mandatory jail term. With a d*ck line up and everything. #LawsIWouldWrite
The UK monarchy will work in the exact same way as jury service, with those selected in the ballot getting to be king or queen or prince or princess for four weeks. #LawsIWouldWrite
Job interviews will be placed by penalty shoot-outs (best of three) and Stone, Paper and Scissors (best of five). #LawsIWouldWrite
Black licorice would be canceled! #LawsIWouldWrite
At job interviews, the interviewees must provide their staff turnover rates for the last ten years. And, if required, must explain them. #LawsIWouldWrite
Chocolate would be free to all! #LawsIWouldWrite
A bonfire of all the infantilising bollocks that have been imposed on workplaces since around the mid 90s. #LawsIWouldWrite
Nobody works on a Monday #LawsIWouldWrite
Keep the right to bear arms, but the only legal gun is a musket. #LawsIWouldWrite
One penalty free slap per year. #LawsIWouldWrite
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