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Why did the lemon stop when he was crossing the road? He ran out of juice.
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Why did the lemon cross the road? He wanted to play squash.
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Why was the lemon by himself? Because the banana split.
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How do you make a lemon drop? Hold it high and let go.
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Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn't have any. It was a fruitless trip.
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How do you make a lemon puff? Chase it round the garden?
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Friend of mine lost his job at the lemon factory. He couldn't concentrate.
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How do you make a lemon drop? Hold it high and let go.
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Which citrus fruit is bitter and green? A lemon in a green jumper.
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Why did the lemon cross the road? He wanted to play squash.
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What did the lemon in the salad say to the tomato? “Give me a squeeze”.
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Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn't have any. It was a fruitless trip.
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Why was the lemon by himself? Because the banana split.
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How do you make a lemon drop? Hold it high and let go.
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Why did the lemon stop when he was crossing the road? He ran out of juice.
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Lemons and limes like to fight. They are bitter rivals.
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Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn't have any. It was a fruitless trip.
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