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@CleavageCrumbs @Glimmerbunny1 #LessEvilPlans Hijack the newsfeed during Trump's inauguration and replace it with Spaceballs.
Steals your wallet then returns it with a wad of unknown currency
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Build a wall to stop the rising oceans due to climate change. #LessEvilPlans
Breaks into your house. Alphabetizes your DVDs #LessEvilPlans
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Die of a curable cancer because I cant afford Obama care.
Rob Jewish people but only of their bacon #LessEvilPlans
Put gas in the car you steal #LessEvilPlans
Bury them dead #LessEvilPlans
#LessEvilPlans Round up the Jews, Gypsies & homosexuals put them on trains, take them to secret locations, burn a swastika flag and paaarty!
Use my tractor beam to send a meteor rocketing towards earth, but just the right size to kill the spider in your bathtub.
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Interfere with the sacred integrity of a national election so that Paul Rudd becomes President.
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Fine tune my orbital death ray to burn all the tags off all the mattresses.
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#LessEvilPlans spiking the coffee in a AA meeting
#LessEvilPlans Throwing Twinkies at people in the Curves /Weight Watchers Gym
Concentration camps for people who think about stuff #LessEvilPlans
#LessEvilPlans Santa hands out treats then robs a Memphis bank #HoildayAHorror #SantaOnceToldMe https://t.co/8xBaX2ZS13
I will find you, and I will help you organize your garage so your car fits. #LessEvilPlans
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When you're about to crush someone with a powerful checkmate, offer a peaceful stalemate.
Hail Santa #LessEvilPlans
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