Top Tweets for #LifeIn4thGrade
Today is the last day of school, and I’m hosting a Mario Kart tournament 😎 #LifeIn4thGrade
Kid: “Were you born in Nebraska?”
Me: “yes”
Kid: “You look like someone that would have been born in Colorado.”
?????????? what does this even MEAN? #LifeIn4thGrade
Kid: “Why do they give kids wine at church?”
Me: “Because it’s just a little sip!”
Kid: “Yeah, but what if they grab the glass and chug it and get drunk?” *acts drunk & falls down* “Maybe that’s why I act like this!”
#LifeIn4thGrade #tendaysleft #SOS 🤪
“Every time you say ‘My name is _____’ I just think of the Eminem song.” #LifeIn4thGrade (22 more days of these tweets before they’re done forever wow-ee)
Kid: "I don't like the Cardinals."
Me: "Okay... well what's YOUR favorite team?"
Kid: "I don't really have a favorite team. I like ALL the teams, just not the Cardinals!" #LifeIn4thGrade
Need a hashtag to replace #LifeIn4thGrade soon because after 10 years, I’m leaving 4th grade (& their attitudes 😉) behind after this school year and going to the grade that first made me want to become a teacher- 2nd grade!! ✨✨
30 minutes into the lesson, my student teacher is desperately trying to teach math on Friday of an actual full week of school. Kid says to me, “I think that’s enough math for today.” 💀 #LifeIn4thGrade
Morning Meeting Question: "If you could open your own store, what would you sell?:
Girl: "I would sell feet pics!"
#LifeIn4thGrade
“If you don’t like Britney Spears, you’re weird.” #LifeIn4thGrade
Student randomly asked me how old I was in class today. Told him I'm 30.
"What? You don't look that old!"
"You look 26!"
"No, she looks 23!"
That *one* kid (IYKYK): "You look 49!" 😝 #LifeIn4thGrade
Kid, talking about some YouTuber that I've never heard of saying he'll shave his head for 2 million dollars:
“Do you know how much 2 million dollars is? With 2 million dollars you can buy Saturn!" #LifeIn4thGrade
Kid: “How did you watch TV if you didn’t have any Internet?”
Good Lord I’m getting old #LifeIn4thGrade
Kid: “Are you going to go trick or treating?”
Me: “No, I don’t have kids.”
Kid: “You can’t just go by yourself?”
Me: “No, that would be weird.”
Kid: “So you’re just going to sit at home and watch TV with your cat?”
#LifeIn4thGrade 🫠☠️
Some of the real questions I’ve been asked this year:
“How do you write an uppercase R?”
“How many years until we’re in 5th grade?”
“Did you see a volcano in Iowa?”
“Why did he say 2+2 equals fish?”
“Why do we call it social studies? I like to call it science.”
#LifeIn4thGrade
Me: “I would put up artwork at Busch Stadium, where the Cardinals play.”
Kid: “The Cardinals suck!”
Me: “Oh yeah? They’re worse than your team?”
Kid: “We’re not gonna talk about it.”
#owned #LifeIn4thGrade
Me: “Okay, draw your window.” (For 2 by 2 digit multiplication)
Kid: “To the windowwww, to the wall!”
Happy Friday! 🙈 #LifeIn4thGrade
In the middle of math class…
Kid: “You know Apple? The brand? Well, apples are healthy…so does that mean Apple products make you healthy?”
#LifeIn4thGrade
*fixing run-on sentences*
Me: “What word do we capitalize now?” (word is she)
Kids: “SHEEEEEEEEE”
#LifeIn4thGrade
Kid #1: “I’m surprised you’re not married.”
Kid #2: “Well, it is easier that way.”
#LifeIn4thGrade
Kid: “Do you have any weights?”
Me: “Not at school, why?”
Kid: “I ate a protein power box for breakfast so I want to work out at recess!”
#LifeIn4thGrade
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