Top Tweets for #LifeWithJacob
"If I need to eat someone, so be it."-Jacob
#lifewithjacob
Jacob: what's that thing *does weird hand motions amd makes weird noises*
Me: potato skin?
Jacob: YES!
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Jacob: it wasn't even that funny
Also Jacob: yes it was
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"As they say in Russia, Moscow."-Jacob
#lifewithjacob
Me: Go to bed Jacob.
Jacob: No you go to bed... Jacob.
#lifewithjacob
*watching Happy Feet*
Jacob: Now I know why I never liked these penguins; they're white!
#lifewithjacob
If you're from the Midwest and are at the Vatican visiting the Pope and need to move past him, you could say "Pope, I'm just gonna squeeze past ya real fast."
#lifewithjacob
My fiancé just leaned over with a straight face while I was in mid sentence and maturely interrupted me with “I organized a threesome lastnight, but 2 didn’t show up.” 🤷🏻♂️ ”but I still had a good time.” 😂🤣 #lifewithjacob
#LifeWithJacob Ima make it trend
Yep...that "generous" space on the right is where I slept LOL #LifeWithJacob #GiGiFlow #tbt2017… https://t.co/4Dz5Ih1On2
I'm giving up on dating. My main priority now is to get my own cat. And then grow old. With my cat. #lifewithjacob
I'm gonna start a new trend called #lifewithjacob and you basically just tweet something funny that happened while you were with Jacob
#neverforget when @J_Roth3395 and I stole a cardboard cut out of Ron Burgundy from hottopic
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