Top Tweets for #LifeofPluff
Have you ever put up a new mirror and then one night you walk by it in the dark and catch a reflection of a person in the corner of your eye and proceed to have a panic attack even though it was just your reflection... #LifeofPluff
People always earning brownie points... but has anyone ever received a brownie? Like how many points do I need to get a brownie?!? #LifeofPluff
Invited a girl over for dinner, making Italian, took out the oregano and went to sniff it acting all chef like, ended up snorting a bunch... now just sneezing oregano all over #LifeofPluff
Was really craving a cupcake then realized I would have to actually bake one... ate a beef stick instead #lifeofPluff
Can you judge a night based on how many soft pretzels you wake up with? I have two in my bed.... #LifeofPluff
Where are the fast heating ovens cause I need chicken fingers about 7 minutes ago #LifeofPluff
All these dating apps and sliding into DMs talk, Im just not cut out for this world.... I'm just gonna get a puppy #LifeofPluff
If I ever have a dire need to throw up, all I need to do is to go to a bar and watch the couples #LifeofPluff
Is Milwaukee that cheap or did I just pick the most expensive Denver bars to rape my bank account?!? #LifeofPluff
currently 70 in Denver but tomorrow it's supposed to snow six inches Gonna have to switch from Coronas to spiked hot chocolate #LifeofPluff
Apparently sending pics of yourself looking silly on snapchat is now just weird.. no idea what to do w/ my life now #LifeofPluff
If you don't crack a beer within 15 seconds of walking in your door after Thursday class are you really in law school? #LifeofPluff
Can't sleep....wondering if I have cinnamon for my French Toast #LifeofPluff
some people look forward to rolling over and saying good morning to their gf/bf, I look forward to making some french toast #LifeofPluff
I think only 3 people got drunk voicemails last night and that my friends is a win. #lifeofpluff #newyearsamepluff
People talking about what inclusive resort they want to vacation at.I'm over here wondering if I have enough money for chipotle #LifeofPluff
Update, knocked the rice over while laughing at my own tweets... now sucking up rice on my bed with my mouth #LifeofPluff
People are posting pictures of them buying houses on Facebook and I'm home eating microwave chicken fried rice after drinking #LifeofPluff
Sunday's are nice because pants are optional #lifeofPluff
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