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There once was a colt named Onassis
Whose pace was slow as molasses
He then dipped his wick
In a mare lean and quick
Now he runs #back behind chasing asses
#HaikuLust
#LimerickLust
Americans' claims of willful hypocrites
Compares to the claims of #wilful Brits.
Americans on the screen
Brits lust is pristine
They'll both f*ck, with no sophisticates.
#Erotica280
#erotica
#LimerickLust
#Limerick
#poetry
#amwriting
#WritingCommunity
There once was a polygamist named Pimento
Who practiced playing the cello.
It kept his fingers strong
Lest his willy go wrong
Which kept all his wives mellow.
#Sunthing
#Limerick
#LimerickLust
#amwriting
#WritingCommunity
The hikers made love on a cliff
He had trouble keeping it stiff
Could be a rockslide
Hard to keep it inside
When a #badger gets a whiff.
#Limerick
#poetry
#vssnature badger
#amwriting
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There once was a writer of #mayhem
Victims were hung and choked on their phlem.
The method was the same
His wife was to blame
She wanted erotic asphyxiation.
#vssmurder mayhem
#Limerick #LimerickLust
Pic Mind Journal 16 May
"Outlaw provocative rhymes!"
Clutching pearls, smelling like limes.
"Write about ducks,
Instead of fucks!"
I asked if she'd prefer a nude pantomime.
#Whistpr rhymes
#BraveWrite provocative
#Transwords outlaw
#Limerick
#Limerick #LimerickLust
#WritingCommunity
#amwriting
There was a sandman
wrong for the job.
Sweet dreams were lost and sleep was robbed.
He was not tossed.
He slept with the boss.
He kept her awake and made her heart throb.
#Limerick #LimerickLust
#WritingCommunity
#insomnia
There was a cat named Bunny
Who hadn't any money.
She tried to sell #kisses,
Which angered the Mrs.
When the Mr. came home horny.
#Limerick #LimerickLust
#Whistpr #WritingCommunity
There was a writer mostly unnoticed.
#Awkwardly stepped on by
amateur poets.
Dogs tales were popular.
Sensual sex was copular.
But not dogs having sex with POTUS.
#Limerick #LimerickLust #Whistpr #WritingCommunity
To those who are offended,
There was a girl known as just pleasant.
Not fun, charming, or #effervescent.
She met a plain boy
No humor did he employ,
But his love making skills were inherent.
#Limerick #LimerickLust #Vss365 #WritingCommunity
artist Cassandra Gillen
"You May Kiss the Bride"
An artist named Alice called it "Sagacity".
It was ridiculed for its depravity.
It wasn't about wisdom
Or keys to the kingdom.
It was low-hanging boobs due to #gravity.
#Limerick #LimerickLust
#Whistpr
There once was a gal named #Buckshot.
Suffered brain #fog when high on pot.
She #liked to be spanked,
And her nipples yanked,
She has fantasies of being hot.
#Limerick #LimerickLust #Vss365 #Whistpr #WritingCommunity #Thurds
#writingprompt
image borrowed from Carol Burnett
Thought to be used by men.
"Who's using who again?"
She broke them young,
Let go when done.
Thrice every now and then.
#Limerick #LimerickLust
#WritingCommunity
The habit of being in love
Is sad as the mourning dove.
Always tempted
Never exempted
Lust is the only whereof.
#Satsplat #Limerick
#WritingCommunity
#LimerickLust
Butt cheeks in a #bra,
A panty for each breast
A prize for best dressed.
#HaikuLust
A woman without decorum
Determined life without boredom
Wore no #bra on her bust
Wanted adequate thrust
Needs five men for a quorum.
#LimerickLust
#WritingCommunity
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