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Quite a silly one today (as if that's an exception).
#Tuesday #Limerick #Gretna
#TuesdayLimerick
#LimerickTuesday
A proper full year of #TuesdayLimerick! Number 53 today. #Tuesday #Limerick #LimerickTuesday #Yokosuka
I didn't realise but this is #TuesdayLimerick number 50!
#Tuesday #Limerick #Arcosanti
#LimerickTuesday #LimerickChallenge
A young feller Lee is from Rugeley
How much he likes winter sports? Hugely
But snowboarding scares him
So his friend prepares him:
"Here, ride this tea tray, it's your luge, Lee"
#Tuesday #limerick
#TuesdayLimerick
#LimerickTuesday
A hungry young woman from Pontefract
Was making her breakfast, and so she cracked
Some eggs that she'd scramble
With cheese and a ham ball
It's odd, but from her mean did not detract
#Tuesday #Limerick
#TuesdayLimerick
#LimerickTuesday
#Pontefract
A young feller from Ougadougou
Fell foul of an old hag of Voodoo
She angrily cursed him
And now his head's burstin'
With non-stop earworm 'Agadoo' - nooooo!
#Tuesday (though I forgot yesterday) #limerick
#Tuesdaylimerick
#Limericktuesday
A man from the Isle of Man's Douglas
Loathed insects and wanted life bugless
So swathed in repellant
He made himself smell and
Ensured that through life he'd go hugless
#limerick #Tuesday #LimerickTuesday #TuesdayLimerick
A lovelorn young man from Gdansk
Was looking for love and romansk
To her he'd be tender
He would his heart lend her
So long as she played in his pantsk
#limerick #Tuesday
#LimerickTuesday
#TuesdayLimerick
A baffled young tech from Cordes Junction
Had no clue how circuit boards function
Upon his dad's urgin'
He pledged to be virgin
"From now on, all chicks will my spunk shun!"
#limerick #Tuesday
#limericktuesday
#tuesdaylimerick
#cordesjunction
A crazy young woman from Gloucestershire
Hallucinogens took in Mostar - "Sure
"Some surgery I shall do!
"With an old pop star too!
"Oh no! The patient! We've lost her, Cher!"
#limerick #Tuesday
#limericktuesday
#tuesdaylimerick
#Gloucestershire
A young man called Justin from Tustin
Was bustin' and lustin' to dust in
His house, but that's slower
Than with his leaf-blower
So Justin put trust in its gustin'
#Tuesday #Limerick
#Tuesdaylimerick
#Limericktuesday
Each Tuesday I write a limerick based on a place name suggestion, duty bound to use whatever is suggested, regardless of how awkward it is to rhyme and scan. Here's today's!
#Limerick #Tuesday #LimerickTuesday #TuesdayLimerick #Ishigaki
Each Tuesday I write a limerick based on a place name suggestion, duty bound to use whatever is suggested. Here it is! And today's suggestion honours Shakespeare's birthday.
#Limerick
#Tuesday
#LimerickTuesday
#TuesdayLimerick
#ShakespeareDay
#StratfordUponAvon
A farmer who lived in Ao Nang
Could not believe that his cow sang
He went to the field
And all was revealed
Cow, sow gang, all sang, and how! Bang!
#Tuesday
#Limerick
#LimerickTuesday
#AoNang
Each Tuesday I write a limerick based on a place name suggestion, duty bound to use whatever is suggested. Here it is! And today's number 20 of these, a bit of a landmark.
#Limerick
#Tuesday
#LimerickTuesday
#TuesdayLimerick
#Thetford
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