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Imagine having a crush on ur oomf and then start dating them
So exciting!! My Darling Christopher in the @LSFF brochure!! 🙊🙊🙊❤️❤️❤️ - I do wish people would spell @ClareLEnglish ‘s name right though. Think it annoys me more than it does her 🤣 it’s CLARE no i 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #LiterallyEveryTime 🤣
Companies... what is the purpose of having an online chat if the person ALWAYS comes on and says they can't help with that particular request and you have to call!?
#literallyeverytime #millennialsdontcall
Hey so my dick just died could I bury it in your ass? #workseverytime #literallyeverytime #seriouslyEVERYSINGLETIME
New trick: when the husband does downward dog, so does the dog. 💙 #literallyeverytime #dogsoftwitter #smilefortheday #amwriting
چشماااای مهررررربون توووووو
*goosebumps*
منو به آتییییییییش میکشههههه
*burst into tears*
#literallyeverytime
حدودا ۱۰ سال و ۸ ماه پیش کنسرت شادمهر عقیلی بودم.این اهنگ رو اجرا کرد و همه رو دیوونه کرد.وسط کنسرت بغض کردیم همه.نسل ما همه این اهنگ رو شنیدن اکثرا.عجیبه خودش وسط اجرای این اهنگ اشکش در نمیاد و میتونه تا اخر بخونه! البته این فیلم رو خودم نگرفتم!
How are people loyal to the @LoveMySilk brand??? It says to shake well before use but the lid doesn’t keep it from spilling out??? My @So_Delicious NEVER even leaks, much less splashes everywhere when I shake the container. #smh #literallyeverytime
-Death mention CW-
Me every time @yarrayora and I start talking about Ichigo Kurosaki and his psychology as a character and swapping headcanons about how he deals with things:
#bleach #literallyeverytime #forweeksnow #kugoginjo
Another thing... I probably need to see a doctor about my shoulder but @KoontzDrew always seems to fuck it up anyway. #LiterallyEveryTime
Never related more to a song than when @walkermcguire said “where do socks in the dryer go” 😒 #literallyeverytime #dang
Every time I come around fire I can’t not help myself from chanting #LiterallyEverytime #RyanStartedTheFire
I look happy in this but mainly I wanted to kill him because he was being an ass #butwhatsnew #literallyeverytime #whywecanthavenicethings
Why is it that every time I specifically ask for NO BEEF in my @tacobell order, they manage to cram as much meat in my food as possible? #vegetarianproblems #literallyeverytime #why
Someone: *Knocks on my door.
Me: Hold on! I’m not doing what you think I’m doing, but I’m naked!!
#literallyeverytime
When an account posts a photo of a "tiny apartment" and it's still way bigger than mine. #LiterallyEveryTime #IllGoFMyself
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