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My way of making a list is texting you. #MKLM
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I want you to enjoy my joke as much as I do you motherfucker. #MKLM
This better be The Monkees and not SmashMouth, because if it is SmashMouth I am going to start smashing things. #MKLM
Sometimes I have to block out the stupid, because I get so mad…#MKLM
Really quick: toss the spam and taste the wine. #MKLM
It’s just really important that you don’t speak while I’m eating or drinking. #MKLM
My mother’s balls are better than mine. #MKLM
We only have three jars of jam open. That’s not enough. #MKLM
I like it when shit is done the way it’s done, and no back talk. #MKLM
Whoa! I just backed up into my own fart!
And then I farted again!
#MKLM
I didn’t know what you were going to do so I decided to tell you what to do. #MKLM
M: What day is it?
A: Thursday. (Pause) You’ve asked me that four times today.
M: Well I don’t know what day it is.
#MKLM
That’s like a whole 7 inches of something I don’t want to see right now. #MKLM
It smells like farts and betrayal in here. #MKLM
I don’t normally wear tight pants that aren’t leggings. They get into crevasses previously unknown to me. #MKLM
Mom: “They don’t allow swear words.”
Me: “That’s bullshit.”
#MKLM
“Everything should have a fuck option.” #MKLM
I just got stupid after walking by those people. #MKLM
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