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Please join us in raising a glass of drambuie (or the beverage of your choice) to the late, hilarious #MaeScanlan, who was born 90 years ago today.
https://t.co/AFMBG5TJz1
“Too bad there is no mental equal of snow
That might cover the mess in our minds,
Or those damnable parts that lie deep in our hearts
Which we keenly hope nobody finds.”
~ #MaeScanlan
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#RochesterSnow #snow #BlizzardDuJour
I dedicate my new poem in Lighten Up Online to the late, great Mae Scanlan--who managed to be one of the classiest acts of all time *and* one of the greatest lovers of fart jokes.
https://t.co/IQUOsqjVCB
#fartjokes #LePetomane #ElizabethBishopParody
Light verse lost one of its greats today. #MaeScanlan, you made the world a kinder, smarter and--above all--funnier place.
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#BallGame this weekend? Has #MaeScanlan got a song for you...
An IRS Agent Rewrites “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”
(read here: https://t.co/dB9x9Wyit4)
#baseball #IRS #MLB
Don't miss #MaeScanlan's "Rudolph" parody about #Giuliani, featuring the immortal lines:
“Rudolph, with your nose of brown,
Can’t you somehow calm me down?” https://t.co/JrcRdOirur
Want a #corgi beloved by the Queen,
or a #turtle with "hair" that's bright green,
or the latest on Rudy
and a trainful of doody?
You have come to the right magazine.
https://t.co/JEGrNyENA6
Description:@petersagal @KyrieMeMo @_RoxanneRoberts @MoRocca @TomBodett @paulapoundstone
Kerfuffle (or #Covfefe?)
by #MaeScanlan
Trump says he can flatten Biden.
Well, let’s give the thing a go.
I don’t know with whom you’re sidin’;
As for me, my dough’s on Joe.
#TrumpBidenDeathMatch
More than one reader has suggested that #MaeScanlan's latest should be distributed to every member of Congress...
#NRA #guns #VoteThemOut @PatMyersTWP
EPA (Extra Privilege Accorded)
by #MaeScanlan
#Pruitt got a special favor:
He obtained a written waiver
So that he could fly first class,
Costing us big bucks. What brass!
How presumptuous—Great Scott!
But “great” is what this Scott is not.
#BannonVerse #TrumpVerse #Corker #Flake #OxRanch #exoticanimalhunting
@EdmundConti @kidlitauthor @CathyChandler #EdShacklee #MaeScanlan https://t.co/Kqo8V4Then
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVE
A bucket of scary-good verse (sometimes bloody)
on topics including our pumpkin-hued buddy.
https://t.co/JEGrNyENA6
Including this gem by #MaeScanlan:
T., Rex
“Trump is a moron.” The comment was Rex’s;
He soon will be back in his home state of Texas. https://t.co/OVld2APcaR
From #Trump to #Tillerson to #guns to gnus,
The wits are here again to share their views.
#Vegas #cows #papertowels
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Because we could all use a little #MaeScanlan right now
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#laughteristhebestpostelectionmedicine #funnypoems
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