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@TotalSeasons Greetings, buddy! ππ And I swear NEVER will that damn day EVER be NOT funny. ππππ I am gonna make sure my grandkids tell THEIR grandkids about the booking of the parking lot instead of the hotel, the sex shop and the crematorium. ππ#MakeAmericaRakeAgain ππ½
@Gorilianaire @acnewsitics Oof, thatβs a tough one. Four Seasons Total Landscaping next to the porn bookstore and across the street from the crematory? That was really *chefβs kissβ. π€£ #MakeAmericaRakeAgain
It is only fitting that the day after the 3rd indictment of the former president, the staff of the Four Seasons Landscaping are busy here. Love their shirts #MakeAmericaRakeAgain π€£
In the Trump era we have had so many magnificent hashtag games including Finnish Forest Raking (#RakeAmericaGreatAgain and #MakeAmericaRakeAgain). Almost all of Trump's cocabulary malfunctions led to such hashtag games, including his stolen airports, and yes, his stollen cakes
Donald Trump Major Announcement will be
..that he will put the R back into the Republican party
Trump is a Racist
Trump is a Rapist
And Trump is a forest Rakist
#MajorAnnouncement #RakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaRakeAgain
Tea Pain asked what will Trump's "major announcement tomorrow" be. Your top 3 answers...
1) Announcin' running mate
2) Runnin' for Speaker of the House
3) He's returnin' to Twitter
@ClimateHuman @AirSuitor Boy does the state of #NorthCarolina ever need to hear this. #NoisePollution #LeafBlowersSuck #FossilFuels #LeafBlowersAreAPublicNuisance #LeafBlowersAreAWasteOfTimeAndMoney #GetOutARake #MakeAmericaRakeAgain
@Conmom222 @GretaThunberg @WeDontHaveTime @MarinSanna Counter-clockwise! Counter-clockwise! Counter-clockwise
Remember! Do not rake your forest clockwise, or you only make the forest fires more intense. It is the new metric leaf, which is the problem. Always rake counter-clockwise :-)
#RakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaRakeAgain
Forest Raking..
MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH
I am happy to report that scientists at Trump Univ THT Dept of Trichology & Hairy Things have finally solved the riddle of That Thing on Trump's head
He RAKES it
(this Tweet brought to you by the old Letterman show)
#MakeAmericaRakeAgain
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the US Olympic Team
Leading US medalist hopeful in Raking On Ice event, is Mr John Miller, credited with inventing the sport of Forest Raking. Trees volunteering to be raked, were apprehended by ICE on border
#MakeAmericaRakeAgain Donald Trump
Traditional Finnish Red Squirrel Proverb:
"Ei metsiΓ€ voi haravoida."
"There is no such thing as raking a forest."
#ProverbsWrittenByAnimals
#RakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaRakeAgain
5 minutes into "Four Seasons Total Documentary" is all I need to be reminded why I LOVE my people. #MakeAmericaRakeAgain !
@TotalSeasons
Celebrating the absolute lunacy and idiocy of #DonaldTrump and his minions and the 1-year anniversary of the event that proves it most effectively. #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping #MakeAmericaRakeAgain #Drumph #Giuliani #RudyGiuliani #Trump
#makeamericarakeagain
https://t.co/FFOyqFXdIg
#IfDonaldTrumpRunsIn2024
The trees they'll be a'shaking
From all that forest raking
#RakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaRakeAgain
βThis is America! πΊπΈ You canβt make me wear a π· mask or get vaccinated because that would infringe on MY freedom!β
They yell as a woman is forced to have the baby of their rapist and get ZERO Help after itβs bornβ¦
#makeamericaRAKEagain #fourseasonstotallandscaping
A law goes into effect tomorrow in Texas that empowers random people to file lawsuits against anyone who has an abortion after 6 weeks and if the plaintiff wins, they collect $10,000. The GOP only exists to write fascist legislation that drains resources from the underprivileged.
Jesus Christ thanked the prostitute who silently washed his feet
#RepublicanJesus thanked Finland for raking the forests. Finnish President Sauli Niinisto was bewildered as Finland does no such thing
#BringBackTrump #RakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaRakeAgain
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