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Diet anything should be 🚨 I L L E G A L 🚨 #MardiGarbage
Sliding into #MardiGarbage under the Central Time wire.
The only announcements I ever need to hear before the Dismissal: (1) the Mass schedule for a Holy Day and (2) where I should leave last year's blessed palms to be burned.
(I have never heard the second announcement. 😡)
#MardiGarbage Americans shouldn’t sing “social justice” lent songs about almsgiving and helping the poor because we’re so damn smug about it. We should only be allowed to sing about our fear of the just punishment of hell, and begging for God’s mercy.
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a monastic community that does advertising as its manual labor
@Goodtweet_man once celibate Gen X'ers take over the ad agencies I expect this content to be front-and-center
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yeah, subsisting on bread & water for 40 days is cool and all, but have you tried living with other people?
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the Benedictine Rule stresses moderation in penances so much because we know that cenobitism is the REAL asceticism
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the renewal of Vatican II will not be complete until there is a contemplative community in every local church, as called for in "Ad Gentes"
@FatherSciarappa Mass is always advisable and encouraged, but Ash Wednesday is not a holy day of obligation and it’s ok to not go.
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the contemplative life is the erotic life par excellence
the real heroes
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#MardiGarbage Chicken broth in an otherwise vegetarian soup is fine on Ash Wed.
The seniors brought all the stuff for pancakes but no one had the gumption to actually make them #MardiGarbage
Helicopter parenting is just as toxic to the parent as it is to the children, which is to say that it's very toxic and should not be done. #MardiGarbage
The territoriality of the parish has been a thing for all of Christian history but the moment it might imply tolerating the boomers at your parish, everyone goes nuts about it.
RC Cola is delicious and should be made more readily available.
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in my prime today #MardiGarbage
I'll jump in with some #MardiGarbage takes here.
Aquinas is overrated
CS Lewis is overrated.
Jesuits are awesome.
The culture war has damaged the Church more in the past two decades than anything else, aside from the current abuse crisis.
Lord of the Dance is actually a pretty good song #MardiGarbage
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