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RR (Waaree sponsor) wins KKR (Vikram Solar sponsor) loses.KKR clearly taking sponsorship very seriously.Even copying Vikram Solar’s 📈perfectly #IPL2026 #RRvsKKR #VikramSolar #Waaree #StockMarketIndia #DalalStreet #SolarStocks #MarketHumour #Banknifty @rachanaranade
@AnilSinghvi_
Stock falling, shaadi pipeline bhi slow lag rahi 😅
Matrimony downtrend continues…
Maybe next business model: https://t.co/hfRaOgNAOy IPO soon? 📉💔➡️📈
Buy when couples fight, sell when they reconcile 😂
#MarketHumour #StockMarket #BearMarket #TradingLife
🍕📉 Jan 2025: ₹795
Now: ₹487
Pizza went from extra cheese to extra pain.
Dough didn’t rise.
Margins got burned.
Investors got indigestion.
At this speed, next combo offer: ₹399 + free regret 😭
#JUBLFOOD #PizzaCrash #MarketHumour #ScamStock #ExtraPain
#PAGE
😂📉 Bought PAGE in Oct 2021 for “long-term wealth”
2026 update:
Same price. Same underwear.
Inflation grew. Time passed.
Returns? Still changing clothes.
Elastic stock. Zero stretch. 💀
#PageIndustries #LongTermJoke #MarketHumour
Friendly reminder 😅
#ATM and #80M
Sound similar.
Very different.
Check the ticker before you click 👀
#AIM #SmallCaps #Trading #MarketHumour
🎬 “Sirf panwala hi nahi, ab chashmawala bhi leke aaya IPO!”
When everyone’s going public, it’s time to check whether your portfolio needs glasses 🤓
#IPOSeason #StockMarketIndia #ChashmaWalaIPO #VijayKedia #MarketHumour #InvestSmart #lenskart #lenskartipo #peyushbansal #ipoallotment #IPOAlert #iposiku #IPOGMP #StocksToWatch #StocksToBuy #stocksinnews #StocksToTrade #Nifty #NIFTYSMALLCAP100 #NiftyMidcap100
@AshishGupta325 Ruko zara… thoda ruko 😅
Agle hafte VIX ke analyst ke target bhi aayenge →
‘Buy Fear @ 18, Sell Fear @ 24’ 🤣📊
Aur CNBC bolega → Volatility ka margin guidance strong hai 📉📈”
#VIX #MarketHumour #Nifty50Shades
@piyushchaudhry Bilkul market vibes 😅
Asteroid aa raha ho ya Trump ka tweet ho 🪐📉
Experts bolenge → “Relax, ye to priced in hai” 😂
Bas akhir me portfolio hi extinct ho jaata hai 🦖💸
#MarketHumour #PricedIn #Nifty50Shades
If Bank Nifty Futures closes below 55200 on an hourly candle basis…
then kal jo hoga index pe, wo dekha nahi jayega aap se.
#BankNifty #IndexTrading #MarketHumour #PriceAction #FuturesTrading
Haha, Mr. Bear thinks he’s Tarzan swinging through portfolios 🍃📉
But hey buddy,
You’re not wild, just cyclical —
Chill before bulls call you a phase in hindsight! 🐻🫠📈
#MarketHumour #BearVsBull #TradingWisdom
Explaining to Mr. Bear that breaking portfolios isn’t a personality trait. Dont take your image seriously.
Chill bro, it’s just the market not really a jungle.
A funny reminder that Indian markets are more about the interactions and memories than just the savings!
#markethumour https://t.co/jib1SEzCJ7
Stocks of Innerwear stocks are running because bears would need them in future as they might shit in their pants. 🤣🤣
#MarketHumour
Wondering why doesn't the listed realty company #NESCO Ltd. venture into the edu-tech business.
They can even name the venture U-NESCO.
I've been informed there's a yuuugge market for #UNESCO stuff.
#MarketHumour
Aaj ka, kal ka, parso ka, pichhle saal ka....saare break out retest karega re tera #NIFTY.
@Capital_Growers
#GangsOfFII #StockMarket #Trading #Investing #MarketHumour
Those who can keep their wife/GF happy can become very good discretionary traders, you know, ability to read between the lines 😜😜😜
#markethumour
Market is bullish till prices go up. Else bearish.
#markethumour
I lived once in a rented house,
Once I joined #StockMarket by Luck/Chance.
Now I have my personal home & lived a very happy trading & Long term investment life.
No more #MarketHumour 😀🙏
I lived once in a rented house, Once i told my landlord about #StockMarket , Now we both live in a Rental Room....🥴
#MarketHumour #trading #wafwd
A very happy Diwali to Smt. Janet Yellen ji and Shri Jerome Powell ji. Thank you for ushering in the 'good times' for investors & traders and for making our Diwali prosperous. May God bless you.
#MarketHumour
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"There’s a quick and easy way to test whether an activity involves skill: ask whether you can lose on purpose." - Michael Mauboussin
I now doubt whether I have even the skills to lose money is this market 😜
#MarketHumour
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