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#MatuaDad turned 80 today
No party bc we wouldn't dare go against his wishes
But cream pāua for all so happy b-day daddy...
#WhānauLife
#MatuaDad has learned the pin for my phone and is scrolling through various conversations and I will not be held responsible for how this goes
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#TheOtherKindOfScroll
#MatuaDad feeling poorly today or - in his words - “like a bag-of-arseholes”
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#DadThePhilosopher
#MatuaDad just turned up on my doorstep with fresh tāmure - head, frame, fillets
I raised him well
#kaitweet #WhānauLife
Just helped #MatuaDad clean out the old cream can to store our prepare-for-the-apocalypse flour supply and that's how we #WhānauLife in #suburbia
We are après pudding and #MatuaDad is on the phone making sista compare electricity suppliers for him while I translate because he can't hear her or read his power bill easily and we are yelling (but not arguing) and this is #WhānauLife tonight🤎
#NgāpuhiFrontBench
#Rāhui
Hardware Day
on which 2x insulation tape, soldering iron and heat shrink tubing top #MatuaDad's shopping list
He tells me the how & why of these things
I explain why searching for your entire shopping list in one go gets such unhelpful results
#WhānauLife #KeepDadInIso
#Rāhui
He rangi ātaahua
on which we are smugly satisfied with the clear and positive correlation between the immaculate state of the lawns and the consecutive days that #MatuaDad has stayed his ass at home
#WhānauLife #KiaHaumaruTeNoho
Rāhui
Day 1 version 17.7.06
on which we watch the news with #MatuaDad as he describes every other reporter as stupid and repeatedly says 'oh bullshit' to the tv and I think hmm he might do well on Twitter
#WhānauLife #KeepDadInIso
#Rāhui
A Sunny Day
on which #MatuaDad acts like he's going out to do stuff under level 3 and I brace myself for the talk. Again.
He even got his truck ready. Today. For Tuesday.
Gon' be a long #Level3
#WhānauLife #KeepDadInIso
#MatuaDad eating his first steamed pork bun: these would be good in a boil-up pot, throw them in at the end
#kaitweet #WhānauLife #KeepDadInIso
#Rāhui
Day of the Pork Pleadings
on which fry bread reigns supreme and we assess #MatuaDad for signs of willingness to cook us a pork shoulder roast for dinner
#WhānauLife #KeepDadInIso
I spy with my surveilling eye #MatuaDad dough rising in the sun
Fingers crossed for soft but crusty camp oven bread
Reminds me of childhood Saturdays set aside for spring cleaning and bread-making
#OurBreadLoavesBroughtAllTheNeighboursToTheYard
#WhānauLife #KeepDadInIso
The skies are pretty dark, the wind is up, and #MatuaDad has fired up his lawn mower
He rā anō āpōpō Dad!
#WhānauLife
#Rāhui Day &c in which I lose all perspective and begin treating my hair as an annoying and poorly groomed co-worker who just. won't. stop. while juggling surveillance of #MatuaDad who has been taking his car out of the garage every day for reasons unknown 🥴🧐
#WhānauLife
Kia ora mo te ika #OceanzSeafoodHenderson
Going to battle #MatuaDad for the division of the snappers now. I expect some tension over the heads and what raw fish recipe should prevail. The flounders are looking much more straightforward at this point.
#kaitweet #WhānauLife
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