#MaxMiniMuses - Twitter Hashtag

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almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Having been assailed does not make you a member of a yacht club ♒⛵♒

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses When in a bind; laxatives help move things along...#KeepShitMoving

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses If your look were to turn me into a pillar of salt, you'd then be able to lick the salt from my crevasse 😲

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses The grass is always greener where one waters the most 💦💦

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Always judge others by what you don't have, that way you'll confirm how little you really have 👈

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses When challenged with life's troubles, make sure there's a scapegoat nearby upon which to dump them!

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses When overnighting on a train, and upper & lower berths are occupied, then settle for the afterberth! 😲

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Do unto others before they have a chance to do unto you!

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses When reaching for the stars make sure you roll up your sleeves 🌟🙌🌟

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Life is a grind so you better have a good grinder or know somebody who does!

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Twitter is an asylum for half wits dim wits wing nuts dingbats and assorted salty gribble ok I'm good then

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Never throw objects from moving vehicles but rather throw them -at- moving vehicles 😲🔧🔩🚗

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Don't bite off more than you can chew unless you want to choke it 😲

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Did you know a frankfurter turns into a frankfarter and then completes its mission becoming a frankturder

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses When seeking enlightenment one must first turn on the light 💡

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses It usually takes me 5 trys to get one thing right, and then it takes 5 hours to do just that one thing 😩

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses When in a crowd and wish for room, let out a f a r t 💨 that that wreaks of doom

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses A well rounded person is mostly round

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses If you truly are in possession of love, then you'll have no problem showing that love..

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↪MAX EDGE↩ @maxedge051

almost 10 years ago

#MaxMiniMuses Isn't it interesting that people who create problems need someone else to solve them..

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