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#MekweWeekend
A woman told me her husband comes home, eats, and becomes furniture.
Not angry.
Not cold.
Just… gone.
He sits down at 8 and by 9 he is asleep in the chair with the television watching him.
She has stopped expecting anything else.
That is the part that hurt her — not the tiredness.
That she had stopped expecting.
She thought it was her.
Then she thought it was the marriage.
Nobody thought to look at the table.
Look at what that man ate.
Nothing till noon.
Something processed, fried and fast at his desk.
Then the biggest, heaviest plate of the day at 9pm — white, soft, sweet — dropped into a body that had been running on fumes since morning.
You cannot pour from a cup that has been empty since 6am.
Then you fill it at 9pm with the wrong thing, all at once, and wonder why the man in the chair is not the man you married.
A body that is starved all day and flooded at night has nothing left to give anybody.
Not attention.
Not warmth.
Not presence.
Not conversation.
It is not that he does not want to be here.
It is that there is nothing left to be here with.
So fix the table before you fix the marriage.
Feed him properly at midday, not at midnight.
Real food — eggs, meat, fish, real fat.
Two meals, not one enormous apology at 9pm.
And whatever is in that bottle on a Friday is not helping either of you.
Protect the stomach.
Protect the strength.
Protect the spirit.
Because a marriage does not usually die at the table.
It just stops being fed there — and then one day you are two people watching furniture.
Feed him at noon.
Then tell me who comes home.
Mekwe during 24 hours fasting>>>>> when two light, hungry and h*rny individuals meet, they will devour each other. Embrace hunger.
It’s #Mekweweekend
Most of the time an angry woman is a woman that have not c!m in a long while. It’s #mekweweekend go and get laid my dear!
Most of the time an angry woman is a woman that have not c!m in a long while. It’s #mekweweekend go and get laid my dear!
Don't be a gentleman in bed guys!
It’s #mekweweekend.
Apply pressure like your village people are watching.
Saliva is digestive enzyme, and can mess up the ph of your v*gina causing you problems. Your man will will get away with it, you won't!
It’s #mekweweekend
Most of the time an angry woman is a woman that have not c!m in a long while. It’s #mekweweekend go and get laid my dear!
Men,
Your tongue is not pen*s.
Pen*s is power, don’t play with power. #mekweweekend
Brush your teeth properly. Floss, and use a tongue scraper to clean your tongue as you prepare for mekwe this weekend. Oral hygiene is the real foreplay; nobody enjoys kissing through bad breath, food debris, and plaque.
#mekweweekend
Kissing is enjoyable until food debris or plaque from the other person’s mouth enters your mouth. 🤢
Nothing kills the vibe faster than a dirty mouth.
#mekweweekend
How Will You Pound When Your Arteries Are Blocked?
You want thunder
You want rhythm
But you haven’t pooped well in 3 days
Your blood sugar is in the trenches.
You’re not ready for mekwe
You’re ready for ICU.
Fix up.
Don't forget to reach out for a diet plan.
#MekweWeekend
How do you manage to kiss people who don’t floss, don’t use a tongue scraper, or have plaque on their teeth?
#mekweweekend
Guys, this is a simple reminder: invest in a quality lube. Saliva is not lube. Anointing oil is not lube. Respect yourself.
#MekweWeekend
Majority of women are sexually attracted to their fellow women, given the chance they can display their deepest SIN(desires) #Mekweweekend
Mekwe during 24 hours fasting>>>>> when two light, hungry and h*rny individuals meet, they will devour each other. Embrace hunger.
It’s #Mekweweekend
Men,
Your tongue is not pen*s.
Pen*s is power,
Don’t play with power.
#MekweWeekend
How Will You Pound When Your Arteries Are Blocked?
You want thunder
You want rhythm
But you haven’t pooped well in 3 days
Your blood sugar is in the trenches.
You’re not ready for mekwe
You’re ready for ICU.
Fix up.
#MekweWeekend
It’s #MekweWeekend.
Explore, expand and explode.
Make sure not to get stuck in washing machine...
Or else,
Let me leave the rest to your wild wild wild thoughts.
For women that like mekwe but have hormonal imbalances, low libido and vaginal dryness.
Evening primrose oil is for you, take it and see for yourself
Pregnant Women should avoid it.
Apply caution!
#mekweweekend
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