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"Do you have any questions for me?"
If you offered me a role, and I accepted it, what would make me regret it the most? #MemorableInterview
"What's your greatest strength."
I do not filter my opinions.
"I'm not sure that's a strength."
I'm pretty sure you're not on the good side of the stack-ranking curve here. #MemorableInterview
"What's your greatest weakness in the workplace?"
My unwillingness to undermine my own narrative to placate an interviewer who lacks any f*cking clue what they're doing. #MemorableInterview
"How do you reduce power imbalances?"
As a recent example, I did some horse-trading with your boss. This interview determines both whether you offer me a job and keep your own. #MemorableInterview
"If we hire you, what will your first 90 days here look like?"
After I get that pesky seventh seal loose, radically different. #MemorableInterview
"Who's your favorite superhero?"
Darth Vader.
"I don't think he was a hero."
If you can end a meeting by choking another person to death over Zoom / Teams / Chime / Meet, there's no other word that fits.
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"Sell me this pen."
You seem like the kind of person who sees the data universe expanding and tries to keep up with it without computers; wanna buy a pen? #MemorableInterview
"Solve this algorithm question on the whiteboard without using the standard library."
Avoiding the standard library as a requirement explains an awful lot about your company's product quality.
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"How do you feel about a heavy on-call rotation?"
I basically ignore the pager, the same way you apparently ignored the need to staff multiple shifts for a service that you claim is so very critical. #MemorableInterview
"What 'common wisdom' is generally incorrect?"
Apparently that old saw about there not being any such thing as a dumb question. #MemorableInterview
"Can you implement FizzBuzz on the whiteboard?"
If I did it would be the closest your company has gotten to shipping anything that actually solves a problem in at least fourteen months. #MemorableInterview
"What happens when you type www dot google dot com into a web browser and hit enter?"
I invariably regret it immediately, whilst Google shoves a whole mess of tracking technology at me. #MemorableInterview
"Can you give me an example of a time you had to collaborate with someone you intensely disliked?"
The most recent example would be me not walking out of this interview yet. #MemorableInterview
"Without using any existing observability tools, how would you find the cause of an outage?"
...you said no tools, but I have bad news about your existing 'axes in a dark basement' approach. #MemorableInterview
"It looks like you have a bunch of short stints on your résumé, what's up with that?"
Probably something very close to why LinkedIn shows that your org has something like 130% turnover over the last twelve months. #MemorableInterview
"Why are you looking for a new job?"
Looking at what salaries in this field have done over the past three years, I have to ask why you aren't. #MemorableInterview
"Do you have a CISSP?"
LinkedIn tells me that you have a lot of them here; almost as many as you've had data breaches. #MemorableInterview
“What’s the difference between an Engineer and a Senior Engineer?”
Either a few tens of thousands of dollars, or a free-to-you title enhancement. #MemorableInterview
"What's your current compensation?"
Much like the affair I'm having with your partner while you're concocting genius interview questions like this one, it's absolutely none of your business. #MemorableInterview
"Tell me about a time when you were responsible for guiding someone with less experience than you through a technology you knew nothing about for a feature release."
First, let me congratulate you on asking a question that's highly germane to the job. #MemorableInterview
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