Top Tweets for #MemoryLikeAGoldFish
Me: Omg yeah, I really have to make sure I do that tonight.
Me 10 Seconds Later: ...wait, do what??
#memorylikeagoldfish #ADHDFTW #nobutreally #whatwassoimportant???
I have a memory like a gold fish, the gold fish don't look happy at me lol ๐คฃ๐คฃ #gay23 #GAY #lgbt #gayuk #gaywales #wow #piercings #lgbt #memory #memorylikeagoldfish #piercings #goldfish #haha #joke
I've even read #HisDarkMaterials trilogy in the last 12 months and I've no idea of the significance of the bench or indeed of the botanical gardens.... #memorylikeagoldfish
@rolopatz @sgtwilkos1919 @LUFC @CoatonDean Seriously know that feeling Iโm on me #Prednisolone and #memorylikeagoldfish ๐๐๐
So my plan for a coolish bedtime for my wonderful 3 kids has been scuppered by my inability to remember where exactly I put the fans last year - suspect that my wife will immediately find them when she gets home ๐ after Iโve attempted bedtime ๐ฑ #memorylikeagoldfish
Been on this earth 34 years and my mother still doesnโt remember I donโt drink coffee or how I like my tea๐ฉ #memorylikeagoldfish #onesugarplease
@JunkfoodCinema There is a chance I am misremembering the panel because I did a lot last year. It also could have been the James Bond villain panel but the Lebowski gif just goes so well #memorylikeagoldfish #theyreallmoviesintheend #CONisjustablur
Quick question- how many times is it acceptable to reheat a cup of tea before you need to make a fresh one?
#phdchat #phdlife #coldcupsofteaeverywhere #memorylikeagoldfish #3amchat
@Trebuchet_26 @JalakayG @Phelon_Vlogs Omg no way!! Haha I canโt believe Iโve never seen him before... ๐ค unless.. #MemoryLikeAGoldfish โบ๏ธ
Just a thought...if @TonyAbbottMHR comes back...i have so much material to re-cycle....i love #renewables...
#rinserepeat #auspol #election #liberal #leadership #politician #australia #memorylikeagoldfish #idiot
If it was longer than a few seconds I suspect Iโd forget what I was doing #memorylikeagoldfish #alwaysdoingsomething
Emergency medicine doctors are interrupted every few seconds, and change their tack on average 75% of times this happens.... #nowonderimtiredafternights #emtrainee #emergencymedicine #emtrainee #EMTA18 @RCEMprof @nataliemitton
Sunday DIY always starts with where did I last see my tape measure and where did I last see my pencil? #memorylikeagoldfish #DIY #Sunday
Donโt worry Othello when she comes back sheโll have forgotten #. #memorylikeagoldfish #firstdateshotel
Should have about 500,000 of these things to my name by the end of the year.
#memorylikeagoldfish
Reviewing my second book after just finishing my third and it seems so different to only be reading in two perspectives, as if something is missing... on the plus side it's better than I remember...
#writing #writerslife #reviewing #drafting #editing #memorylikeagoldfish
I am LOVING these notecards from Dutch brand @usemnotecards. All are credit card size so perfect to keep in your purse or wallet and have ingenious designs to help you with your reminders. Watch out for more info on the blog soon.
#notesrunmylife #memorylikeagoldfish
@Rosie Wait, is that in Canadian dollars. I clearly remember you saying you were moving to Canada if a candidate you didn't like won the election. .. #memorylikeagoldfish
@piersmorgan You did edit the now defunct rag, News of the world, which hacked a lot of other people's phones. #memorylikeagoldfish
@RebeccaSky @gavinh2010 @sofeeah_dee @ELatimerWrites @MonicaBSanz @LDCrichton @KellyAnneBlount @singularityspnt To be fair you may have. #MemoryLikeAGoldfish
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