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why tf am I always out here averting my vision from all of the red flags scattered everywhere? #MereFail
Covid brain fog be like…watering the garbage can instead of the monstera plant next to it. I’m pretty sure my favorite plant is now judging me #MereFail
Not me in my feelings eating the entire $4.99 container of raspberries on the mile-long drive home from the grocery store…AGAIN #MereFail
Sometimes we celebrate by going out on the town, eating/drinking all of the things, and staying up all day & night🎉
Also sometimes we celebrate by sleeping for almost 2 days straight💤
2021 clearly wore me out y’all #ThisIsThirty #MereFail #ICouldSleepForever #WhatDidIMiss
I drank coffee for the first time in a long time two days in a row and now feel like throwing up on the floor. Tuesday really acting like a Monday 🤢 #EffYouCaffeine #MereFail
When you figure out that the campsite on top of the mountain actually has perfect service, but the view is too great to be mad about it #MereFail (ish)
Dear Awful Tinder Dude I Went on 1 Date w That Won’t Leave Me Alone:
If you’re reading this, Kindly fuck off.
I was v clear that I didn’t want to be your friend, so stop contacting me from spoofed numbers. I don’t want to drag you to court, so please stop! #MereFail
Dear Tinder Man I Stupidly Gave My Number To,
Please stop blowing up my phone?! You’ve heard of the triple text, but how about the deca-text? I know I text like a teenage girl but this is next level.
🤦♀️ #MereFail #OnlyOutHereCauseImInMyFeelingsAboutSomeoneElseAnyway
TIL my posture is a total dumpster fire #MereFail
I feel personally attacked for falling asleep on the couch #MereFail
I made it 3 whole days this year without any spills and now I’ve spilt soy sauce in my kitchen drawer 🤦♀️ #MereFail #WhyIAmILikeThis
Live look at my brain this early morning I should be sleeping in & thinking about nothing #MereFail
After lots of swearing, multiple mounts + light bulbs, and general indecisiveness, I finally have a light in my living room! I only knocked down one framed print in the process #merefail
Nothing says ‘this trip is gonna be great!’ quite like a shattered phone screen right as you’re walking out the door🥺 #Merefail is already trending today
I have somehow managed to lose my phone in my apartment. I've been waiting for this day to come since work from home started and its finally here – feels like I've unlocked some sort of achievement in the frazzled olympics #Merefail
Really wishing for a more granular search🤡
I have all but abandoned my running program this week due to heat & work. Def need to do better😖🤦♀️ #Merefail
Me: Scheduled Email, why u no send this morning?😤
Email [laughing at me]: it isn’t my time yet. You scheduled me for PM not AM, you idiot. Maybe check the timezone before scheduling send next time too😒
#MereFail #effyoumonday
Lots of bad habits I thought I had under control have come roaring back in this period of isolation (no line between work & life, anxiety, disordered eating���) NO WONDER I have a headache, it’s loud in my head #merefail
All day I’ve been thinking it’s Wednesday yet it’s only Tuesday. What is time even? #MereFail
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