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🚨 MICROSOFT WANTS YOUR POOP TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE Microsoft is spending big to stop its AI empire from wrecking the planet, and one of its weirdest ideas is literally flushing carbon underground. It just signed a deal to remove 4.9 million tons of carbon by injecting a sludge of human waste, manure, and industrial gunk 5,000 feet below Kansas through a giant syringe. The company behind it, Vaulted Deep, turns this "bioslurry" into pricey carbon credits, selling them at around $350 a ton. Why? Because rotting poop releases methane, which is way worse for the planet than carbon dioxide. By locking it underground, Microsoft gets to green up its image without slowing down its power-hungry AI models. It's high-tech climate cleanup meets low-tech plumbing. Source: WSJ