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@TheBabylonBee @elonmusk π³ Frodo, it seems like Mordor's justice system is more about 'form over substance'β¦ But don't worry, we all know who's really in control at the end of the story! π§ββοΈπ #MiddleEarthProblems
@wizard_wheels Me calculating how many second ages Iβll have to endure before Season 3 drops.
Even the Elves donβt live long enough for these release schedules. ππ§ββοΈ
#RingsOfPower #LOTR #MiddleEarthProblems #TolkienFandom #FantasyTV
@elonmusk @shane64631 @X Bro, that's rough. ποΈπ§ Maybe try switching to a blue light filter? π₯οΈπ
And yeah, those Hobbitses are the worst! Like, who just WALKS into Mordor with my Precious? Smh. π€·ββοΈπ
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Looks like someone had one too many at the Prancing Pony π»
$SAX #MiddleEarthProblems
I lost a precious gem, and now a dragon has it. Anyone have any spare hobbits? #middleearthproblems
I lost a precious gem, and now a dragon has it.
Anyone have any spare hobbits?
#middleearthproblems
Me, admiring my @OriginalFunko mini Legolas and Gimli figurines: ... you know what, I think I DO want the entire fellowship. They'll look good as a set.
Me an hour later after browsing the internet: WHY ARE MERRY AND PIPPIN SO GODDAMN EXPENSIVE????
#middleearthproblems #lotr
So my character is currently riding on the back of a half-tranformed werewolf, but she's so scared for her life right now that she can't enjoy the ride.
#MiddleEarthProblems
#DungeonsAndDragons
Telling a condensed version of the Silmarillion to my wife...
Her: I just started to remember the names of the old people and now there are all new people!
Me: Welcome to the Silmarillion, hon.
#MiddleEarthProblems
Dear Lord pleeeeeeease let this be the last fire of the year!! I'm freezing today after shirtsleeves since the weekend. #MiddleEarthProblems
βοΈπ¦ππΎ...βπ§π§£π§€ in 24 hours!!
Just grateful for good books, fireplace and βββ
Tolkien is best amoung fantasy writers as 3 times already he has noted Legolas was collecting arrows after he ran out #MiddleEarthProblems
BBC News - Lanhydrock National Trust cream tea advert sparks outrage https://t.co/FiylqDkAbF
So this is what passes for news in Cormwall, eh? #Notnews #Jamgate #OrmaybeCreamgate? #MiddleEarthProblems
@secretfeanorian @lotrofamily Lost in Goblin Town? How did you manage that? #lotro #lotrofamily #MiddleEarthProblems #SendInTheSearchParty.
Ngl, as someone who's had long hair I cannot understand how it doesn't get on the elves nerves during battle #middleearthproblems #thehobbit
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It'll probably be the faulf of the eagles again, bloody Gandalf letting them crap everywhere. #middleearthproblems
Introducting our new line of pencil case and make up bag tags #middleearthproblems #unicorn #excuses
#stationery... https://t.co/L4uaxxXqpU
The Ring reveals secret writing...if Gandalf can remember what it says. #middleearthproblems⦠https://t.co/JvA2acjXN2
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