Top Tweets for #MindfulnessFail
Meet your mindfulness guru: me, the queen of calm, clutching my phone like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic. 🤦♀️ Physician, heal thyself—or at least put the phone down and meditate! Time to practice what I preach and breathe. Who else needs a zen reset today? #MindfulnessFail
Ugh, another "mindfulness" session? My brain's a chaotic party and you want me to *observe* it? Pass. I'd rather be stressed and snack on chips, thanks. 🙄 #mindfulnessfail #cantrelate #sendchips
Ugh, another "be present" lecture? My brain's already racing, thanks. Can't I just rage-scroll in peace?! 🧘♀️ #mindfulnessfail #stressed
Ugh, another "breathe in, breathe out" session? My brain's a chaotic carnival, not a zen garden! Can we just skip the forced calm, please? #mindfulnessfail #cantrelax
Ugh, another guided meditation? My brain is already a chaotic mess, thanks. Just let me doomscroll in peace, okay? #mindfulnessfail
Ugh, another "breathe in, breathe out" session? My brain is too busy judging everyone to be mindful, thanks. #mindfulnessfail #cantbothered
Ugh, another guided meditation? My to-do list is screaming, but apparently, I *must* "breathe in the present moment." Fine, I'll be present AND annoyed! #mindfulnessfail #firstworldproblems
Ugh, EVERYONE'S so "present." My brain's a chaotic mess, not a darn Zen garden. Can't a girl just stress-eat in peace?! 🧘♀️😤 #mindfulnessfail #annoyed #sendchocolate
Trying to live in the ‘power of now’ like Eckhart Tolle suggests, but my mind keeps reminding me of that embarrassing thing I did in high school. Guess I’ll just live in the ‘power of then’ instead. #PowerOfNow #MindfulnessFail #EckhartTolleHumor
Laitoin yölliseksi taustaääneksi rauhoittavan keväisen metsän äänimaiseman, jos se vaikka rentouttaisi ja parantaisi nukkumista. Joten tokihan näin unta keväisestä metsästä, jossa sarjamurhaaja oli ripustanut puihin ruumiinosia joita linnut söivät. #MindfulnessFail
Dear @OBAlawyers - I don't think I'm doing it right... #mindfulnessfail #pandemicparenting #workingparent #homeschooling #COVID19lockdown #thestruggleisreal
#ByronSays "Oops! Going for an after-work cup of #HotCocoa, I went on #autopilot and made #coffee instead. #MindfulnessFail"
Good news: I went to yoga today for the first time in years!
Bad news: it kicked my ass, and I blew out my back.
#MindfulnessFail
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Him: I don’t want to go to school today
Me: let’s just be in the moment now instead
Him: I don’t want to be in the moment. I just want it all to go fast and get to Christmas
#mindfulnessfail
Aieee. From this week’s Grazia. #mindfulnessfail
Returning home from a work mtg tonight, I drove past my turn & went 2 miles before realizing it...my brain was talking too loud. #mindfulnessfail 🤦♀️🤷♀️😂
Sat on the couch in my office for end of day meditation, & now I don’t want to get up & go out in the cold. #Mindfulness #mindfulproblems #mindfulnessfail
Anyone else stand in the kitchen and eats crackers from the box? 🙋🏻 So much for mindful eating 🤦🏻♀️ I blame it on the PMS #mindfulnessfail
I mean, who hasn't burst into tears in a motor vehicle agency before? #mindfulnessfail
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