Top Tweets for #MyAwkwardLife
Flying solo at the office and got flustered trying to multitask while wrapping up a client phone call. Got mixed up saying “No problem” and “You’re welcome” and ended up saying,
“You’re problem, have a nice day!”
#myawkwardlife
Pasveicināju kaimiņu, viņš atsveicināja atpakaļ, gāju tālāk, sapratu, ka tas nebija kaimiņš, vnk līdzīgs 🤦🏻♀️ Nesen līdzīgi pa ceļam uz darbu uzsmaidīju vienam džekam, jo izskatījās līdzīgs kolēģim, tagad katrreiz tas džeks uz mani blenž, kad eju garām 🤦🏻♀️ :DD #myawkwardlife
Coworker walking by: hey how’s it going?
Me: (surprised to see him) oh hi! Good!
(10 seconds passes)
Me: (yells after him) How are you?
#myawkwardlife
Was leaving @mrsjessicahull a voice memo this evening, I was at the barn and my horse started peeing…interesting sound effect #myawkwardlife
Been out of office for two years, came back to pics of me and my ex in my desk. #myawkwardlife
Me on my front porch: hey how’s it going?
Neighbor on bike: good, how are you?
Me: good thanks! And you?
#myawkwardlife
I just accidentally downvoted a tweet instead of liking it so thank you Twitter for this new opportunity for awkwardness I get to experience now. #MyAwkwardLife
Cashier:
me:
cashier:
Me:
Cashier:
me:
cashier:
Me:
Cashier: are you going to pay?
Me: oh right. Yup….sorry
#adhdtwitter #Sorry #MyAwkwardLife
Anyone else getting this shirt recommended to them every day on Facebook or just me? #MyAwkwardLife
* sitting on my front porch this fine evening,
Neighbor walking by: Hi
Me: Good morning!
#myawkwardlife #everytime
Neighbor walking by: Hi!
Me: Good, how are you?
#myawkwardlife
Neighbor: hi, how’s its going?
Me: oh hi!
Neighbor: good to see you!
Me: Good!
#myawkwardlife
I am sitting next to A Cute Man™️ at this wedding reception, but we’re right next to the speakers, and between the loud music, all the people, masks, and my old lady hearing, I’m at an 8.3 on the awkwardness scale. #myawkwardlife #whyimstillsingle
After-work grocery store run before heading home to make dinner:
Me: *enters store*
Cute manager at the door: Hey there, how ya doin’?
Me: Good morning!
In case anyone is wondering #whyimstillsingle #myawkwardlife 🤦🏻♀️
Awkward Catholic moment: I stopped at Chipotle and ordered a burrito bowl, for the first time with carnitas. Except I pronounced it like you say "caritas." I got a weird look. And now I can't get Ubi Caritas out of my head. #ubicarnitas #myawkwardlife
Nanny Dad: “Okay Girls, I’m going to work now!”
Me absently responding with girls: “Okay!”
ND: “Ya’ll have a good day!”
Me: “You too!”
ND: “I love you!”
Me: “Love you t- .......”
ND: ????
Me: 🤦🏻♀️
#myawkwardlife #nannylife
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