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Confessions of the misogynistic loser-boozer labeled
“No Tab Pete”
He's qualified... to be in a Jackass movie.
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#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk Dealing with people.
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For me it's
#MyDailyRoutineButBaked since I can no longer drink due to heat medication.
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Boohoovering.
#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk lopsided curses
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Posting without pants.
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makes the afternoon go by quickly...
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it's dangerous at the gym...
#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk you want to eat something you made but yet have leftover BBQ ribs sauce all over your face
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makes work go slower?
#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk I spin clockwise when I'm sober.
Cooking with wine
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I think there's about.08 blood in my alcohol stream.
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A Little Grocery Shopping
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#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk when you got to go to the toilet but you have the seat around you instead
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Hashtag games with a shot of bourbon
Hey Twitter, Let’s See Some More
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When I think I’m putting on my lipstick…#MyDailyRoutineButDrunk
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