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This amazing/insane/brave/cool individual had me sign my name above his Bulbasaur tattoo…and he’s going to make it permanent!
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If I have to translate one more sentence that describes how a person's eyes "darken with lust", I swear ... What is that even supposed to mean? Are they a demon? Do we need to call Buffy? The Ghostbusters? An excorcist? An ophthalmologist? 🤪 #lifeasatranslator #myjobisweird
Had my own little Hollywood moment in training today.
"Hey, there's blood on your shirt."
*looks down*
"Oh, that' not mine."
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In any other job “You really do sound like a little boy” would probably not be a compliment, but it was nice to hear from the director today.
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In case you were wondering what I did at work today.
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Today in #MyJobIsWeird:
I'm writing a very formal strategy plan with headers, bullets, etc.
and one of the bullets says
"Spending time playing video games is a waste and you can’t make money from it? Okay bet."
This week my work has led me to think and write about ayurvedic therapy, social investment, goats, refugees, and architects.
#MyJobIsWeird #LoveMyJob
Today I was 14 years old and British. What’s weird about your job??
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Text to my dad asking for help & trying to be real careful not to sound like a drug addict 🤣 I promise this is a legit repair! 🤣
Sidebar: Anyone know where I can buy a micro-aspirator on the cheap?? 🤣💁🏻♀️
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Things at my work that just make sense... I think . . . 🤔
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Do you ever have one of those days where you have to drop everything to make a client an EMERGENCY pink holographic gimp mask, then while trying it on to make sure it all lines up correctly your landlord walks in unannounced & yells 'WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?' No? Just me?
When you mention "marble racing" while you're interviewing and author and then spend the next seven minutes of the interview discussing it.
In short, I think I convinced a high profile mystery authors to watch marble racing...
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What did I do today? Wandered around looking for different examples of Condition markers. Thats the letter on the door or whatever that tells you when you can open it. Not every day is super exciting but its always something new. #ItweetMuseums #MyJobIsWeird
A patient left our office without her pants. She made it all the way out of the hospital without realizing she was only in her underwear. We had to call her & tell her she left her pants behind. #whatislife #myjobisweird
My pandemic staff training stress behavior today: had the urge to go on a run when i got home (i don’t particularly like running) and then purchased a new backpack and customized face mask. Excited and a little concerned. #selfcaremaybe #myjobisweird
Someone ordered a cake with "real mermaids, not Ariel" on it.
I have many questions. First of all....mermaids aren't real soooo do you mean like...mermaids that drag men to their death underwater? The Fiji Mermaid? Manatees? What are we talking about here? 😂😂 #myjobisweird
So today my boss asked me if I wanted to go to a Trauma Informed Larping Training...so I obviously said yes #myjobisweird
Today was emotionally draining at work. Soooo...stress cleaned the kitchen, reorganized the fridge, shaved legs/clean sheets, melatonin, puppy snuggles and a 9:30 bedtime for this gal. #selfcare #lovemystudents #worry #exhausted #myjobisweird
I have to say, I never thought I'd be sitting in DCMS saying "I have a half formed thought about a smart fridge" #myjobisweird
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