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school, lunch, sleep, dinner, sleep ,more sleep, repeat #mylifeinanutshell
Deadass just woke up from a dream where one moment I was making out with this fine ass girl & the next the Lakers blew a massive lead to the Celtics at home in Game 7 of the Finals #mylifeinanutshell
I have hope & optimism just to be disappointed and it all melted away
Just posted a story on Insta and Facebook after adjusting my privacy settings so one person couldn’t view it.
Turns out I’d adjusted them so they were the only person who could view it.
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Dat je denkt:
"Ah mooi mind is naar sport, heb ik een uurtje voor mezelf"
Nee dus
Heen brengen.
Snel eten gaan koken
En dan weer ophalen.
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(Dit omdat het anders kind er niet is, anders dingen ze nl. met zijn 2e)
Man kann nie wissen
vs.
Ich bin irgendwie sonderbar
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They say, you don't fear anything, where do you derive this courage from?
I say: Zainab Binte Ali! ❤
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I just realized today that if someone were to render a painting of the current state of my life it would resemble a person wading in quicksand beating a dead horse. #mylifeinanutshell
Me, talking to myself. #mylifeinanutshell
My 9.5yr old daughter discovered Skype, now she has group calls with her friends.
Yesterday, I did my last stand up comedy @ Punchline Comedy Club Kenya (IG) until further notice
My son turns 7 this weekend
I just finished packing my life into 1 suitcase
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Grew up in Hong Kong, went to international school ever since I was a child, moved to Beijing for a year, then to the US for boarding school, stayed their for 5 years and came back to China after I dropped out of college due to covid #mylifeinanutshell
So... I started writing songs at around the age of 14 and decided that music will be my passion forever. So grateful for all the obstacles in life that made me who I am today. Remember EVERYONE has a passion, just be patient and you will find it!🙏🙌❤️ #MyLifeInANutshell
When 5yo wakes the baby...
Keep in mind they are #4 & #5
This #MamaOf5 is all 🙈🙈🙈
Hubs waltz in & scoops up baby aka #5, all "I got this..."
Meanwhile, #5 is looking dead ass at me/mama like:
#MyLifeInANutshell 💯😜😅🤣🥰
Es hat *boom* gemacht. Wer hat den Bombeneinschlag noch gehört? 😏 #mylifeinanutshell
@tkneversleeps @VSefzat @SaskiaLeaRaquel Getroffene Hunde bellen!
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