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One more.
Nephew to me: I’m better than you, Lady! [I raise my eyebrows] Okay, “Lady-with-abs”
Now that’s a compromise I can, reluctantly, agree to.
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When asked if he missed his family, nephew quickly said, “Nope.” When weather caused his parents’ flight to be cancelled—delaying them a day—he held back tears.
Maybe he doesn’t “miss” his family, but I know WE’LL miss HIM (both for tweets & company!)
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Nephew good-naturedly pitched in on cleaning up the house before Family Movie Night. He meticulously gathered, counted, & organized the fake money from the toy cash register. #JustLikeHisDad
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Nephew falls asleep on the looooong drive home. When we finally pull in the driveway late at night and wake him up, in a daze he says: “Oh, I forgot we got back!”
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Wife: Maybe we could just use a drive-thru...
Nephew: What’s a drive-thru?
And people teased me for not having a cell phone!
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My sister: What did you think about the movie? Was it what you expected?
Nephew: At this age, nothing surprises me anymore.
#SoGrownUp!
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Me to nephew: Check out that Ford Mustang behind us.
Nephew: Wow. Cool! But I don’t know what type of car it is.
Me: It’s a Ford Mustang
Nephew: I think it’s a Ford.
#NailedIt
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Nephew, trying to locate his aunt’s house: Uh, is her house black or white?
*We point out the brown-colored house.*
Nephew: Wow, I was right!
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Nephew: You know what’s really neat about my family’s car?
Us: What?
Nephew: It has a CLOCK in it!
#Wow
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While I can vouch that our nephew has changed his clothes *at least* once on this trip, the signature, knee-high, checkered, black & orange socks, however, have stayed disturbingly consistent.
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#DaddysBoy
Update: Other cousin comes up and explains that our nephew wants to play Nintendo Switch.
Nephew: No, I don’t! ... I, uh, just don’t mind watching somebody else play...
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#WorkingAllTheAngles
Nephew about his younger cousin: She REALLY wants me to show her how to use the Nintendo Switch controllers...
*later to his cousin when he doesn’t realize we’re listening in*
Are you sure you don’t want me to show you?
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#DesperateGamer
“Yeah, they own like ... a THOUSAND Legos!”
I don’t think he realizes that a “thousand” is not that astronomical when it comes to Legos.
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After warning (threatening?) that he was going to wake up at 5:00AM everyday, nephew has been consistently one of the last kids up every morning.
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#AllBark
2yr.old keeps calling my nephew by his dad’s name, which frustrates the nephew to no end ... and makes me delighted each time.
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He’s a Bronco fan. This does not bode well.
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My quirky brother is off to Europe for Spring Break. Great for him, bad for #MyBrotherOnSpringBreak updates. On the bright side, we're watching his 8yr.old son, who so far is providing plenty of material. Buckle in for some #LiveTweets throughout this week. #MyNephewOnSpringBreak
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