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Mother: What are you watching?
Me: #DragonBallZ
Mother: Ugh. Sounds like a Baby Show.
And that's how I became an orphan. #MyNotSoNormalLife
#Amazon: This item ships to Australia. Me: Yasssss *Adds to cart* *Gets to cart* #Amazon: This item is unable to be shipped to Australia. Why do you hurt me.... I just want to love you... #MyNotSoNormalLife
And thus we are at the hardest part of #Supanova... Avoiding looking at my bank account till payday... #MyNotSoNormalLife #Denial
My dog, in his paranoia of making sure I was walking with him, promptly walked into a wall... *sigh* πͺππ
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Gets to Newsagency to top up #Opal. Me: "I can leave if you are closed."
Them: "Can you get home?"
Me: "...No."
#MyNotSoNormalLife
Have I mentioned I've never seen Up? Just saw the montage of the old man on a TV in JB Hi Fi & now I'm all emotional... π #MyNotSoNormalLife
Think I just won $8 across two lottery tickets...so I guess you can say life is getting pretty exciting. #GrownUp #MyNotSoNormalLife #LOTTO
Mum: where's Cody's water?
Me: *points*
Mum: that's not it!
Me: it's water in a dog bowl...
Mum: WHY DO YOU DO THIS!?
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Security alarm goes off. Employee: "Did you steal something?" Me: "Of course" *realises* "No! It was a joke!" *sigh* #MyNotSoNormalLife
Today I wore a #Batman Belt & #Marvel Socks... I suppose you could say; I like to live dangerously. #RebelWithoutACause #MyNotSoNormalLife
Public Holiday: Still wakes up at 6:30, because apparently my internal body clock is now permanently set for work... #MyNotSoNormalLife
Think I need to binge watch Star Wars: The Clone Wars, & Star Wars: Rebels... #StarWars #Nerd #ForReal #MyNotSoNormalLife
An employee from Hungry Jacks going into McDonalds after her shift... My brain doesn't know how to process this... #MyNotSoNormalLife
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