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What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
A: Decaffeinated.
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
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Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.
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I wish I could go back in time to just prior to my conception. Tell my dad to wear a condom. π
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Why did the bear have no teeth?
Cause he was a gummy bear.
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid but I can stop anytime I want.
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I thought this was hilarious therefore no one else probably will. #MyTweetsSuck
Twitter is vandaag weer zoals een zwart gat, net als de ruimte onder mijn autostoelen van de Fiat Doblo. Er valt iets in en je ziet het nooit meer terug. Doei @twitter tot later.
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Q: Why did the policeman arrest the duck?
A: Cause he was selling quack.
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Q: Why can pregnant horses run faster than horses not pregnant?
A: Cause they have 2 horse power. π
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Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Cause they use honey combs. π
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Q: What kind of bears have no teeth?
A: Gummy bears.
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