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What is the difference in meaning between a sign that says "No dogs allowed" and a sign that says "Strictly No dogs allowed"? #myworldproblems
Things that need to happen soon 1. A massive reduction in the amount of chat with contestants on quiz shows (ideally down to nil). Nobody cares what they do or what they might spend their winnings on, just get on with the game. #myworldproblems
There's loads more important things to hate I know, but that putting full stops between words in phrases thing, well that..
I. Can't. Stand. #myworldproblems
What are the rules? If someone says to you "Not all heroes wear capes" are you justified in punching them on the nose? #myworldproblems #dialacliche
Of no interest to anyone but I can't stand being told that someone is going to "reach out" to me or that I should "reach out" to them. I may contact you but I won't reach out because I'm not religious and you're not god so fuck off #myworldproblems
There's lots of things to get annoyed about right now but @ITV4 playing fast and loose with the start times of Minder is surely a national outrage #myworldproblems
How many times does the bloke working next door's message alert on his phone have to go off before I can reasonably shout "For fuck's sake, turn that fucking thing off!"? #myworldproblems
Of NO interest to anyone but I hate it when zero is used to replace no. As in "he scored zero goals all season" or "he had zero sex after his girlfriend left" #myworldproblems
I've started pronouncing think as thing to see if it's as irritating to people as doing it the other way round is to me #myworldproblems
I decided to repack my suitcase to give me something to do. I now can't get everything back inside the ruddy thing!
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I know there's more important stuff to think about but I'm pondering whether we say pro ject or prodge ect? #myworldproblems
I was listening to an interesting talk on radio but then the speaker said "oftentimes" so I switched it off. It's stuff like this that is stopping me becoming a more complete human I think #myworldproblems
All the people getting quotes on the life insurance ads are tee-total non-smokers who have just got home from the gym - no wonder it's so cheap #myworldproblems
Current advert fast approaching the throwing the tele through the window stage is the Post Office life insurance one with the precocious girl and yes I know I can turn it over or off but still #myworldproblems
Today I'm irritated by Ls that think they can do two jobs. Banksy's Dismaland for example is either Disma Land or Dismal and, see also Travelodge. No concern for all the out of work Ls looking to contribute to society #myworldproblems
The Bad Piano Player is trying to get two fantastic and really difficult episodes in the can. Practicing 6 Hoagy Carmichael, 4 Jimmy McHugh and 2 Cy Coleman numbers. One of the Colemans is kicking my ass, and the neighbours may be weary of it as well.
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I got a dozen red roses yesterday for 'my' day ... and it came with chocolates and a balloon...
This balloon is freaking me the fuck out cuz its moving all around my fucking great room....
Who put this fucking hex on me!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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OK ... FUCK YOU -- such a pussy to send a DM fucking question like this:
Yes: my pic is from my 61st b-day -- and fuck all ya that think that I am a fake!!
Geezus. Can we all think about the more important shit? Like my FUCKING WINE DELIVERY??????????
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Um...I am sitting here in my big comfy bed talkin out loud to myself saying I will NOT have another night of no sleep ...
Xanax here I come. 😂😂
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Y'all....
What ruins your stay-ca night? Getting ready to 'binge' and go to get that glass of wine....
and there is no more wine.
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