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Okay I looked it up. It’s a synonym for idiot, fool, numskull. Now I have to find a way to remember it. #NumptyTrumpty. Hmmm
In view of the fact that #NumptyTrumpty's court case is not heard on Wednesdays. I have decided that I will send a weekly joke, instead. I realise that I will probably never get the brilliant response that I did with last week's effort but hopefully, my efforts will make people smile.
I am selling the camouflage jacket below. It is, of course, as you can see, XXL. I am looking for $25 or will exchange it for an air guitar.
#GenuineQuestion
#WhyOnly2Percent?
#BasicRateTaxIs20Percent
i paid more tax when i got made redundant than #NumptyTrumpty has ever paid in his whole sorry life!
#MyLife!
@mikecoulson48 @Zoompad @RandolphTrent @SpectreDetector @DianeLivermore @jeremycorbyn @corbyn_project
A group of UK millionaires have projected a message on to the Treasury building and the Bank of England which says: “Tax our wealth”
A 2% tax on those with more than £10 million could raise £22 billion a year, enough to pay for the average salary cost of more than 600,000 nurses
@CathyRo58605692 @nathaliejacoby1 They're not a #bot you #RepublicanFool 🤦🏼♂️ What a #MAGA joke/idiot you are 🤷♂️ Grow up #NumptyTrumpty
Trump is what is commonly known in Scotland as a NUMPTY
NUMPTIES are really stupid people, who demonstrate a severe lack of knowledge and awareness on every level
Trumps continued assault on U.S. democracy and shameless criminality is classic NUMPTY behaviour…
#TrumptyNumpty
@H46688622Hawk Tangerine...
#Orange4JOY!
I went #OFF the colour orange #BIGLY for a while because I associated it with #NumptyTrumpty!
Now he's 'gone'... I'm back into it! Have decked out my altar in #ORANGE and have made a #MedicineHoop to match.
It makes me feel #Joyful just to look at it!
Go away you brainless moron. Nobody believes your rantings. You are the biggliest and bestest #LiarInChief ever there is none better than you. People have told me. #NumptyTrumpty
Georgia won’t let us look at the all important signature match. Without that the recount is MEANINGLESS. Open up unconstitutional Consent Decree, NOW! @BrianKempGA
@CupofJoeintheD2 @BatNat007 @MacLinx @kat_coulston @BKOH4062 @RubyWaves_ @Trackon123 @walt9702 @scrantonville @nort_lights @lunaticopresid1 @ArresthimNow @lorraine_rhoads @TROLITICO @FloridaBiden @PorcuPinotNoir @TheFoodTutor @roc_itaginDad @DAROBERTSON3 @MisterResiste12 #NumptyTrumpty 😉
@dwill1991 @Alex_Kack I mean, the crappy toupée is a nice touch, but the bear itself isn't anywhere NEAR orange enough for a proper #NumptyTrumpty likeness.
Man of Truth
Saviour THIS
#NumptyTrumpty
#TakesThePI$$
#GoldenShowers
#EpsteinsMate
#NastyOrangeReprobate!
@mikecoulson48
@paulbris2010 @Zoompad @RandolphTrent
@politvidchannel President Obama will forever be the BEST our country will ever see while #NumptyTrumpty will always be an EPIC failure.
@craig_crawford @troymiller19336 Remember when America was all about freedom? #NotMAGA #TrumpVirusCoverup #NumptyTrumpty
@Pappiness @realDonaldTrump #NumptyTrumpty will let thousands die to get the #stocks up even 1 point. He wants to #ReopenAmerica so he can start his #Trumpklanrallies again. And let's not forget the #TrumpSlushFund for his cronies and donors. I'd love to see this poster all over the US. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Republicans using the pandemic to give themselves a 500 billion slush fund to pay off donors. Democrats will not agree until relief money goes to #WorkersFirst. #TrumpVirusCoverup #TrumpSlushFund #TrumpMeltdown #TrumpPressConference #NumptyTrumpty
Ditch the word 'smart'!
@smakhanian is a #Genius compared to #NumptyTrumpty
Most 'smart' tech IS #POISON
They seemed in an awful rush to install those SMART METERS didn't they! I WONDER WHY!
#Namaste #XoXoXo
@smakhanian @HHMU_Banksia @redfeatherheat1 @mikecoulson48 @lori_blackbear @chiefstonefox @LakotaMan1 @Shaunstorey6 Well, I love you beautiful, smart soul!
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