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The World Cup hydration break is when you change the water in your bong.
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When I come across a lone set of footprints in the snow, I will walk in matching opposite strides.
I’m hoping the next person that comes by will think someone is walking around the neighborhood like a kangaroo.
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If you don’t have enough money to buy a complete skeleton, just buy a skull and a couple of arms.
Always looks good crawling up from its grave.
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When taking photos on vacation, or wherever, don’t forget to take pictures of cars, traffic, and parking lots.
Years later they will be the most interesting photographs. While the photos of lovely green fields and landscapes will be boring.
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To get better service & quality of food at a restaurant, compliment them.
Like "Hey Genius, can you get me a Big Mac?"
They'll appreciate it
The ‘Fragile’ sticker is so common it isn’t respected anymore.
Now this ‘Breakaway Glass” sticker demands special attention for your package!
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Never take a photo with Richard Taylor. You’ll always look like a dork standing next to someone that cool.
#ThrowbackThursday and a #NachoLifeHack
Instead of getting drunk and going to White Castle risking a DUI, just get it delivered to the bar.
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You should only eat pizza when you’re hungry.
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Got a cold? Feeling sick?
Smother your pancakes in cough syrup
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Is there a monthly fee for a properly working Twitter-search now? Tweets, I know I’ve done, are not popping up.
Don’t even get me started on the dozens missing from my #nacholifehack tag.
That is my private file sir!
🐭: Wtf Elon?
Another day, another plane crash. Yesterday it was into homes in Florida, today it’s a car dealership in Ohio.
If you’re ever offered a ride in a private plane, just say no.
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Kick your psychedelic posters’ inner psychedelia up a nacho by adding a changing LED light.
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Carve your Jack-o’-lantern a month or two before Halloween.
That way your pumpkin has plenty of time to rot and look extra scary.
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It’s much too late to crank a Canned Heat record, so you’ll have to add your own psychedelic soundtrack until I redo it.
Sit back and relax, the LED light is set to “Smooth”.
Thanks again to @rkwasman for giving me the light. It really kicks posters up a nacho.
#nacholifehack
I drool so much in my sleep that
I keep one of these in my mouth.
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Never start a puzzle after midnight. Unless you want to stay up until dawn.
Every piece you fit makes you want to find another piece that fits. And you always think you’re just a few pieces away from being able to finish the rest quickly.
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And I thought I was so smart spreading peanut butter on my Cheez-Its I was going to file it under #nacholifehack.
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It took me way too long to notice anything was wrong. Both my Covid and IQ tests came back “negative”.
More people would go get their vaccines if the vaccination sites were as cool as The Haight Ashbury free medical clinic!!
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…I’m drooling over this poster collage!
My hot dogs come in packs of eight, and so do my buns.
Get it together people!!
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