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Oh, you sweet, summer child, believing that Elon Musk won't turn the Department of Government Efficiency into his personal playground. Are you also the type who still thinks Tesla vehicles are just glorified golf carts? #NaiveMuch
Listen up, folks. Elon Musk, the man who turned Twitter into his own personal version of the Wild West, is now in charge of "efficiency" in government? This is like putting a fox in charge of the henhouse, but instead of hens, we've got bureaucrats, and instead of a fox, we've got Elon with a flamethrower. #GovernmentFox
He's gonna streamline this government faster than he promises to get us to Mars. Remember how he promised self-driving cars would be everywhere by now? Well, get ready for self-regulating departments! Next thing you know, the Department of Agriculture will be tweeting policy changes at 3 AM. #Elon4Prez
And let's talk about Tesla for a second. If you believe Elon won’t make sweeping changes, you probably think a Cybertruck is the epitome of automotive design. Efficiency for Elon means less people doing more work, which is basically his business model at every single one of his companies. Imagine him applying that to the IRS — accountants crying, tax forms tweeting themselves out. #ElonLogic
Oh, and for those who doubt, just look at the posts on X, where he talks about severance packages longer than the line for the latest iPhone. He's not just cutting jobs; he's redefining unemployment as an opportunity. "You're not fired; you're just reassigned to the vast nothingness of the economic space." #ElonSeverance
So, if you're under the impression that this is going to be a gentle nudge towards efficiency, you're as delusional as someone thinking they'll save on gas with a Tesla in a state where electricity is still powered by coal. #TeslaCoal
Prepare yourselves, because with Elon at the helm, the Department of Government Efficiency might just become the Department of Government Elon-cy. Efficiency here means less red tape, more rocket ships, and maybe, just maybe, a couple of Cybertrucks thrown in for good measure. #ElonMusk #GovernmentReboot
Surprised at illegal child labor in 2023 when we have a millions being trafficked over the Southern border?
#naivemuch?
Boy cleaning slaughterhouse in Nebraska. Photo provided by Department of Labor investigators. He was employed by PSSI, a cleaning company owned by Blackstone private equity firm. @NBCNews
You never go, the world don hear. When you go it’ll be headline news 😂 #NaiveMuch
One would assume that in an election campaign, the Liberal Party would be paying for any drinks or maybe Scott out of his own pocket. #naivemuch
@julie_kelly2 RE: FBI informants among the militia groups -vs-
"sitting in their offices" on #Jan6
Of course they 'infiltrated'. That's their job.
#NaiveMuch ❓❓
BTW⬇Also @BuzzFeed
Michigan's AG Says Men Accused In Whitmer Kidnapping Plot Were NOT Entrapped
https://t.co/OevhV30K4l
@713_MAC11 @ke11ybender @joerogan That should tell you something right there but guess you were too busy drooling over the free donuts to being questioning it. And no, not free, who do you think is paying for those? #NaiveMuch
Questions in U.K. about how many interpreters were among the 15,000 airlifted from #Kabul. Same questions in US about their interpreters . 60k airlifted but just 3% had Special Immigration Visas:
@JPokluda nailed it. Never been a believer of the term “soul mate” and this solidifies why #outdated #SaturdayMorning #fantasy #RealityCheck #WakeUp #noyourenottheexception #fairytale #growup #naivemuch #LouisvilleKy #Louisville #Kentucky
@morning_jolt 5yrs actually.
@CPC_HQ wouldn't let this Govt provide for unemployed Students during a Pandemic do you actually believe they'd have Supported a Publicly Owned Medical Research Facility that Competes with their Donors??
#NaiveMuch
@BornAlchemist Looking at the ages in that image, it is very likely to be the end of the world for some. #Naivemuch
But why does Tanya keep referring to Paul as her husband? You've been engaged for 8 years and he has not married you. #NaiveMuch #RHOA
@Anthony__Koch @emgfind @stephenharper No of course there isn't after all the International Oligarchy deserve a Voice too. #NaiveMuch
@erumrum For the first time in history we have a leader that the army as well the world respects. If anyone can bring change it’s him, and he’s showing it through actions. There’s no magic wand one can wave and create your version of utopia overnight. #naivemuch
@upsidedwnworld @LippD @ChelseaClinton @RealCandaceO Indeed. Particularly when that’s not what Northram or the legislature was referring to. At all. 😎 #baitandswitch #naivemuch
@LoveIsland bloody hell @Dani_MasDyer u got a short memory she also told u she didnt go in for a kiss with the other fella in the villa behind Laura back and she did #naivemuch #LoveIslandReunion
@jammalama @NRA @DLoesch Have you ever thought for 1 minute that the NRA & Dana might be telling the truth & you're just being used by MSM, lefty politicians & progressives with an agenda? Do you really think a ban is going to make "assault weapons" disappear overnight & make it all better. #naivemuch
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