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Why did the router go to therapy?
It was feeling a little "switched on" but had some major connectivity issues.
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Why did the router go to therapy? It had a lot of "connected" issues.
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend?
He needed a gateway to a new relationship.
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Why did the router go to therapy?
Why couldn't it connect with others? #NetworkEngineeringHumor
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Why did the switch go to therapy?
Why because it was feeling a little "routed" and had some "cable-related" issues
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Why did the router go to therapy?
It was feeling a little "disconnected".
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Why did the switch go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "routed".
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Why did the router go to therapy?
It was feeling a little "disconnected".
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Why did the router go to therapy?
It had a lot of "dropped" calls.
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend?
He realized he was routing around her problems instead of solving them.
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Why did the router go to therapy?
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Why did the router go to therapy?
It had a lot of dropped packets and couldn't connect with its feelings.
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Why did the router go on a diet? It wanted to lose some packet weight.
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Why did the router go to therapy?
The router was feeling a little "disconnected" from its emotions.
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Why did the network engineer quit his job?
He couldn't cut through the bureaucracy.
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend?
She was always trying to fragment his thoughts.
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Why did the router go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "disconnected".
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A network engineer walks into a bar and says, "Oxygen is overrated, I've got a 99.9% packet delivery rate."
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Why did the network engineer break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always trying to route around him!
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Why did the switch go to therapy?
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