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The need to poop when your newborn baby is asleep on you. #NewDadProblems
Yep…you’re in for it now Ben!
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We think Ben got a little scared…even though he’s in our new swag…while he was trying to kill time waiting for the good weather to come so we can have our NEW Summer Range Photoshoot! #newdadproblems
The Dodgers, Hurricanes and Charlotte FC are all playing right now, and I can barely keep my eyes open bc my daughter didn’t sleep well last night and had me up at 5:30. #NewDadProblems
If I get one dollar for every like and only 1308 people like this tweet I can afford to order my @titleist t200 irons that are sitting in my cart #growingthegame #newdadproblems
I think I've had a total of 9 caffeinated beverages since I last slept. There's a non-zero chance I'll never be able to sleep again. #newdadproblems
I always said that organisation and scheduling was my super power that allowed me to progress in everything… that has 💯 gone to 💩 since having a kid 😂 #newdadproblems
Last night was the first night our baby slept through all night. 8pm-7am. I genuinely got worried at some point because I forgot what that feels like.
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@AdamBWitten @AppStateMania @ByEthanJoyce 8 pm? Are we sure @ByEthanJoyce won't fall asleep during it. #newdadproblems
Acabo de transportar un mueble de #Wallapop que mi chica compró para la bebé que se avecina. Puto mueble pesaba como 200 Kg para abajo y luego para arriba. Mi espalda no volverá a ser la misma nunca más. #EdadMedia #NewDadProblems #MiddledAgedDad
I'm supposed to start sleeping earlier to prepare for going back to work next week not later 🤔 #newdadproblems
I have had more spit up in my month in the last few month than I ever wanted which was 2 times. Luckily he is cute. #newdadproblems
Soothing a gassy two month old. Oh the struggle 😭😭 #NewDadProblems
Ask your kid to remind you to pack a towel for sprinkler day at school and they can't be bothered.
But when you're in line at target they'll remind everyone how you had diarrhea and couldn't leave the bathroom for hours 4 months ago.
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Having a sandbox just means buying more sand every year to replace all the sand that makes it's way into your house.
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This would be really fun to setup in #Volta mode 👀 any takers? I didn’t invest in #FIFA21 #NewDadProblems
This is my first diaper change with Maddie. It went about as well as I thought it would. Lol. Because of her health issues at birth I wasn’t sure I would ever have this moment. #daddysfirstdiaperchange #love #family #babygirl #funny #neededagoodlaugh #baby #newdadproblems #dad
Motivational Monday Video - "Goals" is up! Due to a non-sleeping, pissed off newborn I am wayyy late..and exhausted. https://t.co/WTwZUveIqo via @YouTube #youtuber #newdadproblems #goals #goalsetting #selfdevelopment
When you nearly take your newborns change bag to work instead of your workbag this morning! 🙈🙈 #nearmiss #newdadproblems 😂😂
Note to self ; Leave them in separate rooms in future!
Not realizing you have poop on your shirt. #NewDadProblems
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