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Ready or not, here we come! We’re taking on all challenges this season. No backing down, no excuses—just work. #EmptyTheTank #HowYouDoAnythingIsHowYouDoEverything #NonConf
Boys Soccer will be on the #RRBN tonight! @CloverleafLocal pay @rrhsBoysSoccer a visit at 5(JV) and 7pm(V). The Varsity game will be LIVE-Streamed here: https://t.co/MoYEDPmiGL
#rrhs #NonConf #PiratePride #RiverStream
@PhilipArdagh @Waterstones Wasn't sure when this was this year, relived to see I've missed it
#nonConf
@PhilipArdagh @Waterstones All I can say is WOW, what a brilliant time we didn’t have! Already planning to miss it next year! #NonConf
@AlanDapre @Waterstones Her Majesty's absence was very much appreciated, as always. Her non-attendance at #NonConf has always been a highlight.
To ensure our record of 100% non-attendance, this year's NON CONF - formally called something which was later appropriated by a hateful bunch - we've introduced a policy of announcing the date AFTER it has finished. It was yesterday. THANK YOU to all who didn't attend #NonConf
Senior Day!! @rrgspirate hosts @SJAJagsSoccer for a 3pm Saturday matinee. Catch the LIVE-Stream here: https://t.co/MoYEDPlKRd
#rrhs #NonConf #PiratePride #VballOnTheCall
Don't feel I shouldn't thank @PhilipArdagh for not disorganising the total non event of this year's #NonConf which didn't run as roughly as it might not have. A total non triumph.
When #socialmedia #pinups @Joe_Sugg and @PhilipArdagh big up your little #picturebook. Wow. Thank you. Details on all versions of the #book here https://t.co/FSrRSxbcBY
#strictly #NonConf #youtube #writer #childrensbooks #AlbertTheTortoise #tortoise
@PhilipArdagh I’m not unhappy that I didn’t even know that #NonConf wasn’t on today and I certainly won’t be making a point of putting next year’s non-existent date in my diary straight away so that I can be absolutely certain not to miss not attending it
Hi @redbreastedbird, just to let you know that today's been #NonConf and -following your suggestion from last year- we've been flagging up this non-event using the safer new #NonConf hashtag. Thanks for being one of our non-attendees. Hello to David.
@EveAinsworth You're very welcome not to attend this year's #NonConf - the non-existent conference to which EVERYONE is invited to not attend. There's a real feeling of community amongst all of us who aren't there. AND IT'S TODAY.
Huge thanks to @PhilipArdagh for once again singlehandedly organising, presenting and catering for the annual #NonConf
I’m having to leave early to write it all up for ACHUKA
From the command centre I can get a really good view of everything that's not happening here at #NonConf and of each non-attending speaker, guest and delegate with equal clarity. Having no one here - along with there being no actual 'here' - means everything's running perfectly.
Good grief, almost didn't miss it. It doesn't come round so quickly! #NonConf
#NonConf is here! Today no one is invited to come to the conference that doesn't even exist. This is our ninth glorious year and YOU'RE not welcome. Please be sure not to come! Registration didn't open at 9.00am. Please RT to ensure maximum non-attendance. Thank you!
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