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Itโs a strange Tongue Out Tuesday this week!
Mum had a kitchen disaster and dropped the slow cooker full of yummy stuff all over the kitchen, including down the cupboards. So I was on clean up crew ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
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Disaster. Over cooked the veg, under cooked the potato gems, cheese sauce almost solid #notamasterchef
John and Greg should taste my cottage pie. Iโd get an apron on the spot.
Problem is, Iโd run out of ideas for round 2 #NotAMasterchef #masterchefuk
Tonight I went crazy and mixed pasta shells and spirals together. Feedback from my kids: โso fancy, Mum!โ. #notamasterchef
Bless Mrs. Brown's heart. She tries her best, but this woman could mess up corn flakes. Just say "No" to her cooking. #Badpractice #WebSeries #youTube #NotAMasterChef #GordonRamsay #StomachPump #MrsBrown #SkipTheCake
Thor is helping me grill up some burgers and Brats! He might be sleeping on the job. #NotAMasterChef #NorseGodOfGrills
I deserve a beer ๐บ not a bad job if I say so myself well done Dazza ๐๐ #notamasterchef
Is cider the same as cider vinegar or cider beer, the kind of cider you roast meat with? #NotAMasterchef
@MasterChefUK If you can go on masterchef and open a packet off pitta to reach this stage this programme is a joke. Hows about I come on and open a packet of mild curry super noodles, add some lemongrass and chilli flakes and call them thai ramen #notamasterchef #pittacheat
May the Force be with me and keep me from chopping my fingers off @TroyBakerVA style! This new knife is freakishly sharp and I swear the avocados are planning something. The kids are ready to call 911 (well, it's 112 here...). #notamasterchef
not sure what the entrance level criteria for applying for and getting to the tv stages of Masterchef The Professionals is but, you would at least expect an alleged professional to be able to fillet a fucking fish
#cantcookwontcook #notamasterchef #mastercheftheprofessionals
So I'm making homeade chicken curry for tea tonight let's see how this turns out! #notamasterchef
Husband: oh, Swiss chard is a leaf?
Me: yes
Husband:....oh.....I thought it was a fish
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Grubby Punchy #MasterChef George Calombaris' of #HellenicRepublic #Melbourne #VIctoria more restaurant underpayment claims George Scammed staff of #wages Got Punchy at #Football Busted for Dirty #Kitchen George #NotaMasterChef #Greedy #Bastard https://t.co/n479LzIybt via @ABCNews
So not quite the winner of the sauce contest - but maybe these compensation horse shoes will bring better luck next year #yorkton #notamasterchef
Currently making a @GordonRamsay inspired pork Wellington. I will not take pictures and @ him due to the number of insults I am likely to receive.
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@chefdnel @YSB579 @pocketangelania I'd rather be a 'trumptard' as you oh so brilliantly have a use for words #notamasterchef, than be blinded by your undying love for Obama, Bush & Clinton....SAD
Today I mistook Carmel sauce for gravy. Iโm disappointed in so many levels. #notamasterchef #gordonwouldbeashamed #ruineddessertandlunch
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