#NotAPaedophile - Twitter Hashtag

about 22 hours ago

Today I woke up with some weird double vision that didn’t go away. So I went to eye casualty. They think I have a damaged nerve in my right eye which is preventing it from moving properly and they’ve taped over one lens on my glasses until it repairs itself #notapaedophile

flatus74's tweet photo. Today I woke up with some weird double vision that didn’t go away. So I went to eye casualty. They think I have a damaged nerve in my right eye which is preventing it from moving properly and they’ve taped over one lens on my glasses until it repairs itself #notapaedophile https://t.co/xDZ6GkQ5Tp

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mark emlyn evans @marcooth

6 days ago

@Beigerevenge I just ordered some barrel leg CORDS!!! #notapaedophile

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James @matkinsj

14 days ago

#NotAPaedophile Wordle 1,914 2/6 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Ewok @22CaratEwok

24 days ago

Enjoying a pumpkin spice coffee from the Nespresso autumn collection #notapaedophile

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Beige @Beigerevenge

30 days ago

My brother in law has grown a honeydew melon in his garden in south Surrey. This is apparently impossible - but he has done it! #notapaedophile

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Beige @Beigerevenge

about 1 month ago

I had a nice Swedish massage #notapaedophile

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Ewok @22CaratEwok

about 2 months ago

I have just won a game of Fortnite #notapaedophile

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Beige @Beigerevenge

about 2 months ago

Playing mahjong in the hot tub #notapaedophile

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Lemon Curry @TheRealMcGack

3 months ago

I’m at Disneyland #NotAPaedophile

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Théx-Bömb @thexbomb

3 months ago

Thexette has gone for a piss, so now I’m just a lone man, on his phone, in a playground. #notapaedophile

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Andie @AndieDelicacy

4 months ago

I'm sorry but that era MJ was really cute #notapaedophile #eyeliner

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Dan @JeSuisUnDan

4 months ago

@pipterino The radial system doesn't actually apply to motorways, that post is slightly wrong #nerd #notapaedophile

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Ewok @22CaratEwok

5 months ago

Watching Greatest Gardens on IPlayer #notapaedophile

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Ewok @22CaratEwok

5 months ago

I’ve decided to put my trainers in the wash and I leave for the airport at 7:30 tomorrow morning so there is a genuine chance I will be going for a weekend break in a pair of Crocs #notapaedophile

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Beige @Beigerevenge

5 months ago

Having a coffee by a windmill #notapaedophile

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Beige @Beigerevenge

5 months ago

Watching the new Superman movie #notapaedophile

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Ewok @22CaratEwok

6 months ago

Just won on Fortnite #notapaedophile

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Luke Jackson @baj1983

7 months ago

Off to my wife's nephews 21st party tonight. I'm going toe-to-toe drinking with the young'uns (#notapaedophile). I back myself, but there is always that chance of waking up in A&E.

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