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Good Morning y'all 😁😁😁😁😁😁When the ghost haunts you but realizes you haven’t had your coffee yet… 👻☕😳
#NotBeforeCoffee #HauntingOnHold #GhostGotPriorities
@InMyVampireEra @YourFriendKevin This made me short-circuit for a sec. Goes in the #notbeforecoffee pile.
#ImpeachBiden Trending first thing in the morning??!!
Happy Friday I guess. Time to dive into the realms of the internet to find some semblance of truth.
#notbeforecoffee
I'm SUCH a party animal. Stayed up 'til 2:38 AM cleaning. It's definitely gonna be a 2-coffee morning. #CoffeeIsMyDOC #RecoveryPosse #odaat #notbeforecoffee #caffeinefiend
Really funny if you’ve ever owned a cat. #Cat #Caturday #CatsLover #funny #lol #notbeforecoffee #goodmorning #Friday
The look on @z0mb1g33k face when he woke up and I had these grapes dangling in his face before his 1st coffee 😳😜
#grapes #notbeforecoffee #penisonavine
This is getting a regular occurrence now. Just trying to enjoy my me time on a morning and boom camera in my face… these people know they shouldn’t approach me before I’ve finished my morning coffee grrrrrr #leavenathanalone #notbeforecoffee #metime #coffee #liveyourlifenotmine
“Go ahead, Mom, turn on the faucet and get water for your coffee.” 💦
#AprilFools #ItsaTrap🦑 #NotBeforeCoffee #OneInEveryFamily
@mndaln @drteasdale I bet your professor would entertain a request. #umcpolity #notbeforecoffee #vaumc2020
I used to be such a morning person... irritatingly so! I’d breeze into the office fresh as a daisy and everyone else would be sulking until at least 10am. Since lockdown I’ve become one of them 😰 I need to get my mojo back #morningpeople #notbeforecoffee
I have a date with my accountant today...wonder if I can make his life miserable for an hour? 😂😂😂 #beertenderlife #SaturdayThoughts #notbeforecoffee #Knoxville
Things I do not want to talk about before coffee:
1. Buying a Hedwig owl from @BNBuzz
2. When we're going to the grocery store to buy hot cheetos
Things my children insist on talking to me about before coffee: See 1. and 2. above.
#parenting #notbeforecoffee #saturdaymorning
In the office and ready for the week ahead, quick sip on the coffee before the morning team meeting. Lets see what everyone has been unto over the weekend. #teammeeting #recaponlastweeksevents #planfortheweekahead #notbeforecoffee
Good GAWD.
Just looked at @PolitiBunny's TL.
It should come with a warning label this morning.
#EyeBleachPlease #NotBeforeCoffee
O_o
Sitting next to some college kids on the metro and their intellectual conversation has lost me 🤓 😂 #notbeforecoffee 😴
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